Uppy Down 2 (Scratchy Bottom) near Durdle Door, Aiken Lambert fountain pen and Watercolour, Fabriano Artistico paper 28x38cm.

Jurassic Jaunt 3.1 – Uppy Downy Fail – White Nothe and Durdle Door

I got back from Jaunt 3 along the Jurassic Coast just over a month ago, so it’s about time I started the round-up posts. I’ve been putting this off, I think this time it will be a lot more informal and less long – planning five posts this time for the 42 pieces I did (well 44 but I probably won’t post a few of the incomplete ones). This part of the trip I revisited an old friend – Durdle Door, got some jelly legs, saw a White Nothe, drew churches and buildings in Preston and got almost blown away and boiled.

Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:19.000
Well, I’m on my way. I’m probably here from the train.
00:19.000 –> 00:31.000
And yet I’ve started my trip, my jaunt. But, of course, as usual, train problems every time.
00:31.000 –> 00:35.000
It’s always, it’s the hot weather. It’s a heat wave coming.
00:35.000 –> 00:38.000
Of course, that means the trains are delayed.
00:38.000 –> 00:44.000
So, and I just literally, by five minutes, missed my faster train.
00:44.000 –> 00:54.000
So, over an hour, I’ll wait at Woking, which I was going to take the slow train to Winchester and wait there.
00:54.000 –> 00:58.000
But actually, the train was packed and I wanted to record with the podcast. Hello.
00:58.000 –> 01:08.000
This is the first one. And, yeah, last year was the same problems.
01:08.000 –> 01:17.000
I think I had one journey from Weymouth. And it coming back wasn’t a complete nightmare.
01:17.000 –> 01:27.000
But the reason why I chose to go today, even though I’m going to arrive there about seven o’clock, which is a bit later than I really wanted,
01:27.000 –> 01:34.000
is that there’s a heat wave coming. The first two degrees tomorrow is 29 today.
01:34.000 –> 01:38.000
And that’s a lot for the UK, centigrade.
01:38.000 –> 01:44.000
And also, there’s Boomtown Festival on, which I don’t really know about, which is in Winchester.
01:44.000 –> 01:48.000
And also, I looked at the weather worst of the campsite, and they were available tonight.
01:48.000 –> 01:54.000
And they’re not available for the next couple of days after, which I think is bullshit.
01:54.000 –> 01:57.000
I think they’re thinking of people with massive tents and cars and shit.
01:57.000 –> 02:02.000
Where actually, I’ve got a one-man tent. I can go anywhere.
02:02.000 –> 02:06.000
So, eventually we’ll make it down there.
02:06.000 –> 02:12.000
It’s 4.30 on Wednesday.
02:12.000 –> 02:15.000
And, yeah, eventually we’ll make it.
02:15.000 –> 02:22.000
As you can see, the image I took before the…
02:22.000 –> 02:28.000
On the episode, you can see is my rucksack, which is incredibly heavy.
02:28.000 –> 02:32.000
Way too heavy.
02:32.000 –> 02:34.000
And I have to walk two miles on the coast with that.
02:34.000 –> 02:38.000
So that’s probably gonna kill me, although at least it’ll be in the evening, so it’ll be cooler.
02:38.000 –> 02:48.000
So anyway, we’re looking right.
02:48.000 –> 02:53.000
I hope to get there at some point, but I just decided to go.
02:53.000 –> 02:59.000
It was just like, I need to go now. I can’t wait around.
02:59.000 –> 03:08.000
Because of those reasons, and just because it’s the 10th of August.
03:08.000 –> 03:12.000
And campsite I’m gonna go to doesn’t close as on the 29th.
03:12.000 –> 03:15.000
I also got all the strikes as well.
03:15.000 –> 03:20.000
Next week’s got a lot of train strikes, so it was like, let’s go. Let’s do it.
03:20.000 –> 03:23.000
Even though I’m gonna be… I usually want to get there before the bus,
03:23.000 –> 03:27.000
because there’s a bus that runs up towards the campsite in Waymouth,
03:27.000 –> 03:32.000
Uli’s Farm, which hopefully I will get to today.
03:32.000 –> 03:37.000
And not have to camp on some headland, which is an option.
03:37.000 –> 03:44.000
Because I have a small tent and it’s green, so I could wild camp if I have to, but I’d rather not.
03:44.000 –> 03:50.000
But yes, we will hopefully make there tonight.
03:50.000 –> 03:55.000
And I might do another podcast tonight when I’ve got everything set up.
03:55.000 –> 04:02.000
Unless I die of a key exhaustion and exhaustion on some headland somewhere.
04:02.000 –> 04:15.000
Anyway, we’ll speak to you soon.

And this time: we have podcasts!

Like this one recorded at Woking station, predictably there was train problems:

That was why I recorded them, so I could not only remind myself of what I did (by the time I wrote up the Beowulf/War and Peace posts for Jurassic aunt 1 over a month later, I was having trouble remembering the order of things) but also the plan was to have less text to read in the posts, and a podcast relating to each major image for each day or so so you can listen to that if you want to know more about that piece. Well that was the plan, I recorded 26 podcasts, but I wish I’d kept them shorter and more frequent rather than rambling on.

Talking of rambling, I had a long hike from Weymouth train station to the Eweleaze Farm campsite – yes I went back again to the campsite near Weymouth, since I enjoyed it so much last year. It was only 2 miles, and it wasn’t the worst heat, but as you can see cos of my heavy backpack I had to stop halfway.

It’s also why I took photos of each piece and posted them onto Instagram to remind me of the order I made them – although a few pieces are exclusives to these posts as I forgot to post them!

Like this ambient podcast recorded the first night at Eweleaze, and of course the first night I made another pilgrimage down to the moonlit beach at 2am rather drunk. Echoes of the previous first night, and Durdle Door (more of that later)

Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:29.960
Now that is actual waves, that’s not some backing sample or some background sample.
00:29.960 –> 00:41.960
Yes I made it to Eweleaze farm in Weymouth, eventually I’ve only just put on my tent a couple of hours ago and not finished around.
00:41.960 –> 00:53.960
9.30 to find that all the food and sight including the barn that used to use the sort of restaurant here what bit used to go later is actually was all finished.
00:53.960 –> 01:13.960
So I had to cook a risotto. I have these ALDI did once the dehydrated risottos because usually the problem with the normal packet ones you get is they’re very heavy and they still have water in them so they don’t have a limited lifespan.
01:13.960 –> 01:27.960
It was okay, I’m very glad I bought Parmesan because I had a feeling this would happen that it would be very bland and as a butter replacement I brought some virgin olive oil so that was nice.
01:27.960 –> 01:39.960
And I’m now down at the beach below Eweleaze farm doing my traditional drinking brandy and listening to the waves and looking at the moon and we have a super moon.
01:39.960 –> 01:53.960
You can hear the pebbles. We have a super moon, a very yellow moon, a very large moon although the moon was quite prominent when I was here last I took pictures in the moonlight.
01:53.960 –> 02:01.960
Not dancing in the moonlight because we don’t like that but we did pictures in the moonlight.
02:01.960 –> 02:08.960
And I did some pictures of the tent with the super moon and that will be the artwork for this episode.
02:08.960 –> 02:19.960
So yeah, it was a very exhausting walk from Weymouth. I got into Weymouth at 7.20ish and then walked along the coast.
02:19.960 –> 02:34.960
And I had to stop for an ice cream at Bowleaze but I was pretty knackered then and I had to stop also briefly and get some water sort of half way along the…
02:34.960 –> 02:41.960
I don’t know what you call it, the Weymouth’s espionade. There’s a long walkway that goes on for ages.
02:41.960 –> 02:49.960
The bit along the beach at Boli’s was a bit fun because the tide was quite in so I had to…
02:49.960 –> 03:00.960
I’ve done it before walking along even at night with using the moonlight as a guide and I didn’t have a torch on me which was a bit stupid.
03:00.960 –> 03:04.960
But I didn’t have a big heavy rucksack on my back.
03:04.960 –> 03:13.960
And that was the bad thing about that journey was just exhausting thing. It wasn’t too hot because it was evening and it was in shade most of it.
03:13.960 –> 03:18.960
It’s been 29 degrees today. It’s going to be 32 degrees tomorrow or 32 degrees day after.
03:18.960 –> 03:23.960
There is a wind which I’m currently sheltering you from.
03:23.960 –> 03:35.960
I’m not in the mic but yes, it is interesting to see how I survive in a tent.
03:35.960 –> 03:39.960
I mean they’ve got water and the showers are great.
03:39.960 –> 03:48.960
I know I’m a bad tent person travelling, supposed to rough it and everything.
03:48.960 –> 03:56.960
You know those people who say like the guy that runs best of all that told me off for dare tweeting the showers.
03:56.960 –> 04:00.960
I actually missed several acts because the showers are so long and I actually gave up on waiting in the queue.
04:00.960 –> 04:03.960
Oh we don’t come to festivals for showers.
04:03.960 –> 04:12.960
The thing is, if you’ve been…
04:12.960 –> 04:15.960
Sorry I got interrupted by…
04:15.960 –> 04:21.960
I’m here at 2 in the morning. It’s nearly 2am in the morning and there was no one on the beach.
04:21.960 –> 04:27.960
Of course as soon as I start recording someone turns up and starts wondering if I’m waving at me.
04:27.960 –> 04:31.960
It should be a bit of a hint. I don’t really want to talk to anyone because I’m on a beach at 2 in the morning.
04:31.960 –> 04:35.960
But you know.
04:35.960 –> 04:42.960
But yes, it’s going to be very very hot and interesting to see.
04:42.960 –> 04:48.960
Oh yeah about the thing about showers. The showers are essential if you’re walking.
04:48.960 –> 04:51.960
If you’re backpacking or out of harming.
04:51.960 –> 04:58.960
I know people do it and they don’t have showers and things.
04:58.960 –> 05:05.960
But at some point you have to be very young to do that.
05:05.960 –> 05:11.960
You have to be very sort of used to that lifestyle.
05:11.960 –> 05:17.960
And I’ll say I’m soft because I’ve done some fairly hardcore things.
05:17.960 –> 05:24.960
But your muscles and everything, your legs and your feet just get really unhappy.
05:24.960 –> 05:27.960
If you don’t have any form of heat on them.
05:27.960 –> 05:29.960
If you’re exerting them more than usual.
05:29.960 –> 05:32.960
It’s fine if it’s usual for you.
05:32.960 –> 05:34.960
I’m sure you can get used to it.
05:34.960 –> 05:44.960
I find it really difficult to not have any form of way of either a bath or a shower or something.
05:44.960 –> 05:51.960
Because they’re coming back again.
05:51.960 –> 05:55.960
And yes they came back.
05:55.960 –> 05:58.960
They’ll probably come back from the way they’re going again.
05:58.960 –> 06:05.960
I know it’s too much to expect at two in the morning.
06:05.960 –> 06:09.960
At a family campsite. You might have a beach to yourself.
06:09.960 –> 06:13.960
I was quite surprised I wasn’t anyone here when I moved down.
06:13.960 –> 06:15.960
When I came down.
06:15.960 –> 06:18.960
But there was.
06:18.960 –> 06:22.960
But yes I do think it is a bit essential.
06:22.960 –> 06:28.960
Especially if you’re not used to that hard, hardcore workout.
06:28.960 –> 06:30.960
If you are used to that, fine.
06:30.960 –> 06:33.960
Even the people who do the hardcore workout.
06:33.960 –> 06:40.960
They have saunas or hot showers or something.
06:40.960 –> 06:42.960
Or put stuff on for it.
06:42.960 –> 06:48.960
Because your muscles are exerting hard and need to be relaxed.
06:48.960 –> 06:51.960
And it helps.
06:51.960 –> 06:53.960
But yes.
06:53.960 –> 06:55.960
So I’m glad for that.
06:55.960 –> 06:57.960
And I’m glad for the food on site.
06:57.960 –> 06:58.960
And I really like Eweleaze
06:58.960 –> 07:02.960
EweleazeI came here a year ago.
07:02.960 –> 07:05.960
And I looked how it was my first campsite I came to.
07:05.960 –> 07:07.960
And it was the best campsite of that trip.
07:07.960 –> 07:14.960
And maybe I’ll find another Eweleaze further down the coast.
07:14.960 –> 07:15.960
But I’m doubtful.
07:15.960 –> 07:19.960
But what I’m worried about is that they seem to be reducing the hours.
07:19.960 –> 07:24.960
They used to, I’m sure last year, they were July, August.
07:24.960 –> 07:25.960
They were longer.
07:25.960 –> 07:28.960
Now they’re the first of August, 29th of August.
07:28.960 –> 07:32.960
And the food things seem to have an earlier time.
07:32.960 –> 07:35.960
But I do worry they’re winding it down a bit.
07:35.960 –> 07:36.960
I’m not.
07:36.960 –> 07:38.960
Because it’s a brilliant place.
07:38.960 –> 07:40.960
Very good for kids.
07:40.960 –> 07:48.960
And I can get slightly annoying because where I am on the headland
07:48.960 –> 07:51.960
seems to be the moody teenager hangout.
07:51.960 –> 07:55.960
I was there right in the head, right top of the headland, right where the moon.
07:55.960 –> 07:58.960
Literally there’s nothing but coast right on the edge.
07:58.960 –> 08:01.960
I was like, yay, away from all the kids.
08:01.960 –> 08:04.960
The moody teenagers hung out there.
08:04.960 –> 08:07.960
And I was like, fuck off.
08:07.960 –> 08:09.960
Be moody elsewhere.
08:09.960 –> 08:12.960
When I was a moody teenager in a campsite, which I was,
08:12.960 –> 08:14.960
I hung out on my own.
08:14.960 –> 08:16.960
I was moody on my own.
08:16.960 –> 08:18.960
Moody with.
08:18.960 –> 08:22.960
Lucky to have other people to be moody with.
08:22.960 –> 08:25.960
You might hear the container.
08:25.960 –> 08:28.960
I don’t think so.
08:28.960 –> 08:32.960
But you might hear the container.
08:32.960 –> 08:35.960
Like last time, there was a piano ferry.
08:35.960 –> 08:38.960
And I wanted it to do with the pandemic.
08:38.960 –> 08:42.960
And this time there’s a container moored off the coast.
08:42.960 –> 08:47.960
You can sort of hear that from the air conditioning in the background.
08:47.960 –> 08:49.960
See, it’s not my laptop fan.
08:49.960 –> 08:52.960
It’s a container ferry.
08:52.960 –> 08:56.960
Or whatever you call them, tanker.
08:56.960 –> 08:58.960
I’m just waiting for that bloke to come back now.
08:58.960 –> 09:00.960
Clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp.
09:00.960 –> 09:03.960
It’s a bit like the lesbians at Pride.
09:03.960 –> 09:08.960
Me and Kirk slept on the beach, a pebble beach like this one.
09:08.960 –> 09:15.960
And one year we decided to stay over and sleep over,
09:15.960 –> 09:18.960
which would have been fine because we found like a,
09:18.960 –> 09:20.960
obviously you couldn’t sleep on the beach,
09:20.960 –> 09:23.960
but we slept on the, on a sort of little,
09:23.960 –> 09:28.960
one of the places that have a little stand or a, you know,
09:28.960 –> 09:34.960
or a beach hut that was like a little decking.
09:34.960 –> 09:38.960
Except clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, clomp, lesbians,
09:38.960 –> 09:41.960
dykes stomping down the beach at five in the morning.
09:41.960 –> 09:44.960
We didn’t get any fucking sleep.
09:44.960 –> 09:46.960
I said this podcast would be shorter,
09:46.960 –> 09:48.960
about 10 minutes later.
09:48.960 –> 09:50.960
Nearly 10 minutes.
09:50.960 –> 09:53.960
Well, we had an interruption.
09:53.960 –> 09:56.960
But yeah, no, it’s very relaxing here,
09:56.960 –> 09:59.960
despite interruptions.
09:59.960 –> 10:02.960
I’m just trying to kind of get back into the swing of things
10:02.960 –> 10:06.960
and chill out and the brandy helps.
10:06.960 –> 10:08.960
I must get some more.
10:08.960 –> 10:10.960
But yeah, no, it’s, it’s been a,
10:10.960 –> 10:12.960
it was a fairly painless trip,
10:12.960 –> 10:16.960
apart from, obviously, the literally five minutes.
10:16.960 –> 10:20.960
I was five minutes late getting my travel card
10:20.960 –> 10:23.960
and my, you know, my never-real card and my ticket.
10:23.960 –> 10:25.960
So I missed the fast train.
10:25.960 –> 10:29.960
Then I almost made the interchange.
10:29.960 –> 10:34.960
And it was literally like two minutes or 30 seconds at work,
10:34.960 –> 10:39.960
because, of course, the slower train was late, obviously.
10:42.960 –> 10:45.960
And so, yeah.
10:45.960 –> 10:47.960
But other than that, it was, it was okay.
10:47.960 –> 10:49.960
We got to play with it.
10:49.960 –> 10:51.960
I didn’t realize we were at Weymouth.
10:51.960 –> 10:53.960
I was like, oh, my God, you know,
10:53.960 –> 10:55.960
I just suddenly packed my way in and spittled off.
10:55.960 –> 10:57.960
And then I said the walk was okay,
10:57.960 –> 10:59.960
I can feel it in my legs and get in my back.
10:59.960 –> 11:01.960
And I will feel it tomorrow.
11:01.960 –> 11:03.960
But I need to get used to that,
11:03.960 –> 11:05.960
because I’ll be doing more of that.
11:05.960 –> 11:07.960
Although, for the next couple of days,
11:07.960 –> 11:10.960
I’ll rest up and just do walks around here
11:10.960 –> 11:15.960
and get the odd bits of supplies and stuff.
11:15.960 –> 11:17.960
That’s the reason for coming to Eweleaze,
11:17.960 –> 11:20.960
because I knew it was a place that I knew that was open.
11:20.960 –> 11:23.960
I knew was reliable.
11:23.960 –> 11:25.960
It’s a nice place to be.
11:25.960 –> 11:27.960
Oops.
11:27.960 –> 11:29.960
I’m attacked by things.
11:29.960 –> 11:32.960
It’s a nice place to be.
11:32.960 –> 11:37.960
And it’s just a lovely, a lovely place.
11:37.960 –> 11:39.960
And there’s bits that I didn’t do
11:39.960 –> 11:42.960
going further up the coast.
11:42.960 –> 11:46.960
Past what I got the Smugglers Cove.
11:46.960 –> 11:49.960
You remember from Jaunt two,
11:49.960 –> 11:52.960
the Jaunt one, there was Jaunt one.
11:52.960 –> 11:54.960
There was the drawing of Smugglers Cove.
11:54.960 –> 11:56.960
I didn’t go further up, so that’s what I wanted to do.
11:56.960 –> 12:00.960
There’s like a four or five mile bit I didn’t do,
12:00.960 –> 12:07.960
which would be nice to do.
12:07.960 –> 12:10.960
And yes, so that’s what’s connecting to the bits.
12:10.960 –> 12:12.960
Because then what happened last time,
12:12.960 –> 12:14.960
as I went up the coast,
12:14.960 –> 12:17.960
I only went to Lulworth.
12:17.960 –> 12:18.960
So I’m not going to do Lulworth.
12:18.960 –> 12:21.960
Definitely not going to do Durdle Door campsite again,
12:21.960 –> 12:24.960
because that was the worst campsite of the trip.
12:24.960 –> 12:26.960
So I’m not going that direction,
12:26.960 –> 12:28.960
but I’m going to walk along the coast up towards that direction
12:28.960 –> 12:31.960
and find the fairest things to paint to draw.
12:31.960 –> 12:34.960
And that might take several days.
12:34.960 –> 12:36.960
At least a day.
12:36.960 –> 12:38.960
I need a day to recuperate just on that trip.
12:38.960 –> 12:40.960
It’s something about, I don’t know what it is
12:40.960 –> 12:42.960
about the people who’ve come to a place
12:42.960 –> 12:44.960
and they’re all like the next day and they’re all like,
12:44.960 –> 12:46.960
oh, let’s go off immediately.
12:46.960 –> 12:48.960
I find it exhausting.
12:48.960 –> 12:50.960
Travel is exhausting itself.
12:50.960 –> 12:52.960
The actual act of getting some of those.
12:52.960 –> 12:54.960
Fucking exhausting.
12:54.960 –> 12:56.960
I really wish they event transportation at some point.
12:56.960 –> 12:57.960
It’s very soon.
12:57.960 –> 13:01.960
And so it’s going to take me a while to recover.
13:01.960 –> 13:03.960
So it’s decompress.
13:03.960 –> 13:05.960
And I need this time as well,
13:05.960 –> 13:08.960
because just things have been too stressful,
13:08.960 –> 13:11.960
especially organising this trip, but just generally.
13:11.960 –> 13:17.960
And it would be good to just have a,
13:17.960 –> 13:21.960
not exactly a holiday, but just a kind of relaxing couple of days
13:21.960 –> 13:24.960
before I get more into it.
13:24.960 –> 13:26.960
And I’m planning to do the Cerne Abbas Giant,
13:26.960 –> 13:30.960
which I abandoned on Jaunt 2.
13:30.960 –> 13:34.960
So I suppose the best thing to do is do that on a day trip.
13:34.960 –> 13:37.960
So either stay here or maybe go to work.
13:37.960 –> 13:41.960
I might go back to the campsite next to the secret military base,
13:41.960 –> 13:43.960
which was in Jaunt 2.
13:43.960 –> 13:45.960
That was actually quite a nice campsite.
13:45.960 –> 13:47.960
Well, it wasn’t a nice of this.
13:47.960 –> 13:52.960
It was a kind of very much a…
13:52.960 –> 13:55.960
You get a lot of these places that are basically holiday parks
13:55.960 –> 13:57.960
with holiday homes.
13:57.960 –> 13:59.960
And they’ve got a little bit of a campsite,
13:59.960 –> 14:02.960
right in the most inaccessible top of the hill,
14:02.960 –> 14:04.960
a strange part of the place,
14:04.960 –> 14:06.960
which is, or in the case of Durdle Door,
14:06.960 –> 14:18.960
in a wood with rookeries and shit on your tent.
14:18.960 –> 14:20.960
So yeah, that’s not so great.
14:20.960 –> 14:22.960
So yeah, they tend to shunt you off,
14:22.960 –> 14:24.960
and then also it’s quite expensive.
14:24.960 –> 14:28.960
So I might do it from here,
14:28.960 –> 14:32.960
because it’s probably just as easy to walk in the two miles
14:32.960 –> 14:35.960
and to get in the bus.
14:35.960 –> 14:38.960
The problem with getting the bus from Eweleaze Farm
14:38.960 –> 14:41.960
is the road isn’t walkable.
14:41.960 –> 14:43.960
If you ever go to Eweleaze Farm,
14:43.960 –> 14:45.960
walk along the coast.
14:45.960 –> 14:48.960
If you’re a walker, do not try and walk up that road.
14:48.960 –> 14:50.960
Do not take a bus.
14:50.960 –> 14:53.960
There is a bus along that,
14:53.960 –> 14:57.960
but the problem is you have to walk along quite a horrible road
14:57.960 –> 14:59.960
to get to Eweleaze for a bit.
14:59.960 –> 15:01.960
It’s not as bad, but yeah,
15:01.960 –> 15:05.960
don’t try and avoid the road if you can,
15:05.960 –> 15:07.960
or get in the bus and then scamper,
15:07.960 –> 15:10.960
but the problem is the road onto the site
15:10.960 –> 15:12.960
is pretty horrible as well,
15:12.960 –> 15:14.960
because it’s a one-track road,
15:14.960 –> 15:16.960
and of course everyone’s driving back and forth,
15:16.960 –> 15:24.960
and it is sort of a crazy thing.
15:24.960 –> 15:26.960
Yeah, I probably might do it from here,
15:26.960 –> 15:29.960
so maybe next day.
15:29.960 –> 15:33.960
Before I move on, I’ll head towards Lyme Regis,
15:33.960 –> 15:37.960
and the area I didn’t get to do in the second one in October,
15:37.960 –> 15:39.960
the aborted trip.
15:39.960 –> 15:42.960
I can say, yeah, don’t try and camp in October.
15:42.960 –> 15:44.960
Unless you’re very hardcore,
15:44.960 –> 15:46.960
and I’m not hardcore enough.
15:46.960 –> 15:48.960
I mean, this place wasn’t open,
15:48.960 –> 15:50.960
lots of the best places weren’t open,
15:50.960 –> 15:55.960
so it’s best to come there during the peak season,
15:55.960 –> 15:58.960
or obviously make some things more expensive.
15:58.960 –> 16:00.960
So when you’re going to wrap things up,
16:00.960 –> 16:02.960
it’s already 15 minutes or fuck.
16:02.960 –> 16:07.960
So, that’s goodbye from Eweleaze each.
16:07.960 –> 16:08.960
I don’t know what this…
16:08.960 –> 16:10.960
I don’t know if this cove is called, actually.
16:10.960 –> 16:12.960
I don’t think it’s called a Eweleaze Cove,
16:12.960 –> 16:14.960
but it might be rolled.
16:14.960 –> 16:19.960
And, you know, bye from the container tanker.
16:19.960 –> 16:21.960
And I’ll speak to you soon.
16:21.960 –> 16:33.960
Thank you for the waves.

But less of my drunken midnight ramblings, you’re here to see the art!

Eweleaze Beach, Inktense Paints and Fountain Pen, A4 Flat White Sketchbook.
Eweleaze Beach, Inktense Paints and Fountain Pen, A4 Flat White Sketchbook.

Here is the first piece – from the first full day near the campsite. It was supposed to be my decompress day where I did very little, but the first night had a windy sleepless night cos the tent collapsed. So I moved the tent somewhere more sheltered and then decided to walk into Weymouth…big mistake cos of course although it started cloudy the sun came out. This was during the second heatwave, so it was 29-32 degrees centigrade, so I got rather frazzled. I headed back to my tent to go for a walk to Osmington Mills but I forgot the water!

So had to stop and do this piece, then head back – and I was tired and hot and thirsty so not much got done the first day.

Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:27.480
I spoke too soon, this is only like gusting apparently 18 miles an hour and in this tent
00:27.480 –> 00:36.200
it sounds like we’re taking off so I need to move somewhere less exposed
00:36.200 –> 00:42.840
very romantic occasion being up in up by the headland but that was very silly
00:42.840 –> 00:50.000
I didn’t realize this tent made noise like a motorcycle
00:50.000 –> 00:58.520
because I’ve never I’ve never tested it in high winds well it isn’t this isn’t even high winds it’s just gusting
00:58.520 –> 01:04.760
and apparently it’ll come tomorrow and then it’s going to come back on Friday
01:04.760 –> 01:14.360
and Saturday morning so I need to go somewhere else but at the moment I’m
01:14.360 –> 01:20.720
worried that I’m going to end up blowing off a cliff into the water I’ve blown up
01:20.720 –> 01:29.600
my inflatable mattress maybe we can use that as a flotation device yeah see
01:29.600 –> 01:34.520
things are yeah after the I got a bit cold on the beach after that I was like
01:34.520 –> 01:42.120
oh you know but I was like you know oh fine but came back to a collapsed tent
01:42.120 –> 01:51.240
the tent had collapsed and so I’ve just spent the last hour in the dark putting
01:51.240 –> 01:54.080
it back up again and tightening everything which is probably why I’m
01:54.080 –> 02:02.720
hearing that noise because that’s the that’s the tightened guy ropes making
02:02.720 –> 02:12.440
noise look at that so yes so much for decompressing
02:12.440 –> 02:31.080
hi yeah yeah I only got four hours sleep because of that wind I moved the
02:31.080 –> 02:39.440
tent and this morning and then I made the mistake even though it’s a decompressed
02:39.440 –> 02:47.360
stay and you know I like oh well I’ll go and do some shopping in Weymouth and
02:47.360 –> 02:52.480
then walked into Weymouth in what is I don’t know 29 degree I thought it was
02:52.480 –> 02:59.320
going to be 32 I think it might be 32 in London it’s 29 down here and yeah that
02:59.320 –> 03:06.840
was too exhausting on that little amount of sleep so I had a siesta when I got
03:06.840 –> 03:13.960
back I’d made a late lunch and then crashed out for a bit in the winter
03:13.960 –> 03:22.160
got a cold shower and then did came out forgetting all my water so I had to kind
03:22.160 –> 03:27.760
of abort the longer walk I was planning although given how I’m feeling I’m not
03:27.760 –> 03:38.320
completely I’m just dog tired after last night’s Farago with the wind we’re now in
03:38.320 –> 03:42.480
a better place with a shelter which of course means we’re now really hot so
03:42.480 –> 03:48.280
it’s kind of trade-off but I prefer to be hot I’m not wondering if the tent was
03:48.280 –> 03:52.720
going to take off and then spend the night worrying about the tent and also
03:52.720 –> 04:02.960
being working up by the tent so the work you can see in the thumbnail is a
04:02.960 –> 04:08.840
quick piece I did I was falling asleep when I did this so it is an intense
04:08.840 –> 04:20.080
piece and it is a view of the Baoli’s Beach who I did I you can hear in the
04:20.080 –> 04:29.960
background and I podcasted from on episode 2 and it’s a fountain pen one
04:29.960 –> 04:34.400
of the vintage fountain pens which one which one which one it’s the push button
04:34.400 –> 04:44.120
one I generally don’t forget to say who’s that oh it’s the Everard it’s the
04:44.120 –> 04:51.960
French 1940s 1930s 1940s pen push button all my favorites my favorite vintage
04:51.960 –> 04:59.840
fountain pens and wasn’t one of the cheapest it was like 20 quid on eBay
04:59.840 –> 05:07.120
and you occasionally see them come up on eBay so if you do so see that grab
05:07.120 –> 05:13.240
them if you’re into vintage flex pens they are brilliant and yeah I love
05:13.240 –> 05:17.880
button fillers because I don’t mind leaving fillers but button fillers are
05:17.880 –> 05:24.400
just a bit more convenient sorry I had to pause there because of course someone
05:24.400 –> 05:29.080
came along and family came along I wanted to look at my work and they said
05:29.080 –> 05:33.400
they liked it the woman said she liked it but then some other people came sat
05:33.400 –> 05:38.920
right by me and it’s like I don’t really want to have a conversation about why I’m
05:38.920 –> 05:43.600
podcasting so yeah the the drawing which is a first drawing in that sketch
05:43.600 –> 05:47.560
this sketchbook a new sketchbook I finished my sketchbook just before I
05:47.560 –> 05:59.360
came here and yes it’s inktense paints I brought one of my inktense paint box I
05:59.360 –> 06:02.520
wish I brought the other one because the other one’s actually got the exactly the
06:02.520 –> 06:10.920
right sort of bowie green for the but yeah I didn’t give that and remember
06:10.920 –> 06:17.240
thinking when I got it I was like I have an idea for the for the seas and you can
06:17.240 –> 06:27.360
see the and what they call it the striations the beds the perfect bed
06:27.360 –> 06:34.160
something they’re called which sounds like a a bedding company but it’s the
06:34.160 –> 06:41.000
sandwich of rock which is the area of fame spore you can actually see it at the
06:41.000 –> 06:53.120
lower end of the drawing and of course the classic beach tents and
06:53.120 –> 07:03.040
people who are voting so yes very quick drawing I don’t know if I’m going to do
07:03.040 –> 07:09.600
anymore I am I need to go back and get some water I’m so thirsty and I can’t
07:09.600 –> 07:16.680
believe I left the tent without the water I did go out with all the waters I
07:16.680 –> 07:22.840
even got some ice cream because it’s been a Two Slushy Day I got
07:22.840 –> 07:32.680
I had to have two slushies that just to walk into a myth I was so so hot and then
07:32.680 –> 07:39.600
I made my own form of slushy by buying a bag of ice as I brought it back on the
07:39.600 –> 07:46.080
bus and suddenly give her a that’s currently in my cold bag although my
07:46.080 –> 07:51.600
cheese all went off my cheese isn’t within a day and that’s the record I’ve
07:51.600 –> 07:57.080
never known my cheese to go off and separate into that horrible oil thing
07:57.080 –> 08:05.040
it’s already done it and the chorizo and all that lot so yeah not good but I’ve
08:05.040 –> 08:10.680
put the ice in there and I got a couple of bottles of little mini bottles of
08:10.680 –> 08:15.600
rose which probably also was a reason for siesta but also just so hot but then
08:15.600 –> 08:19.800
I went and had a cold shower I’ve never had a cold shower before during the day
08:19.800 –> 08:26.080
and that did wake me up but obviously not working enough enough to not leave the
08:26.080 –> 08:34.400
water in the tent so I’m gonna go back and get some more and probably call it a
08:34.400 –> 08:47.040
day because I just four hours sleep and the heat just doesn’t mix well and I
08:47.040 –> 08:56.200
really should have took I took the bus back the 40 sorry 503 goes to a holiday
08:56.200 –> 09:03.640
park in Bowleaze Bay so it’s quite short walk with that bus I took it before but
09:03.640 –> 09:08.040
it’s packed and of course no air conditioning because buses in England
09:08.040 –> 09:14.840
don’t have air conditioning trains quite often do nowadays but no buses have
09:14.840 –> 09:23.960
air conditioning and so it was boiling and all my ice was melting in my bag but
09:23.960 –> 09:30.280
yeah I should get back and see if the water is still still cold something I
09:30.280 –> 09:36.800
found out as well yesterday is the water on famous beach I don’t know I didn’t
09:36.800 –> 09:43.400
notice before it tastes rank London water tastes nice campsite water tastes
09:43.400 –> 09:49.320
okay Waymouth Beach they have these what a great idea those three stand pipes
09:49.320 –> 09:56.440
the only thing but it tastes weird actually very nautily threw away the
09:56.440 –> 09:59.560
water and got some more from the campsite there’s like I can’t drink this
09:59.560 –> 10:08.600
right but yeah so it’s been a bit of a eventful day really at least they got
10:08.600 –> 10:15.800
apes done maybe I’ll do some stuff later if I feel ever covered at the moment I’m
10:15.800 –> 10:19.040
in the tent it’s probably gonna be boiling but I’m really tempted to just
10:19.040 –> 10:26.000
crash out in the tent for a bit with the things open I’m just glad that I’m not in
10:26.000 –> 10:30.440
a place that’s so exposed but the things of course the classic thing happened is
10:30.440 –> 10:36.280
that once we had the wind and it was high wind the heat didn’t feel so bad
10:36.280 –> 10:46.320
as soon as it then dropped of course month of hours after I am I had all that
10:46.320 –> 10:53.840
fun and the high winds moving the tent of course and now you’re gonna wish the
10:53.840 –> 11:02.160
breeze would come back but you know it comes and goes so yeah not a very
11:02.160 –> 11:08.120
productive day partly because of what happened last night or this morning so
11:08.120 –> 11:14.800
it’s partly my fault staying out on Eweleaze beach until nearly 3am and
11:14.800 –> 11:18.600
getting quite cold actually it was a cold wind and that’s when I got back and
11:18.600 –> 11:23.840
I found out the tents collapsed so yes not that was a bit silly really but you
11:23.840 –> 11:27.680
know it wouldn’t have been a problem if I’d managed to get more than a few hours
11:27.680 –> 11:34.120
sleep and didn’t have the drama of having to hammer in every single peg and
11:34.120 –> 11:39.520
tighten everything I was using my torch as a hammer because I don’t have a mallet
11:39.520 –> 11:47.040
or anything and just banging everything in tightly just because I then I actually
11:47.040 –> 11:56.520
carabiner bungied the tent to my bags just in case it flew off that’s how fun
11:56.520 –> 12:01.520
it was so anyway I’ll speak to you soon

This is the Eweleaze Cove beach during the day, a fountain pen and Inktense piece, and yes, you have a podcast after discussing it, although I wasn’t very compos mentis…

The next day I did the walk I was supposed to do on the first day but the heat and lack of water got to me – I walked from Eweleaze to White Nothe via what I called the ‘Smuggler’s Cove’ near the Smuggler’s Inn at Osmington Mills. I actually got to have a drink in the pub this time! You see, when I first did the walks around there, it was booking only even for a drink – the latter was highly unusual even for the height of the pandemic – so I had to do with water.

I walked on – given last year I didn’t feel like giving them the business and the meals were very expensive. This trip I had banned pub or restaurant meals (I ended up only having three in the whole trip) to save money, so I ate my sandwiches in a valley by a cool stream which I chilled my water in it, old-style. I then headed past the cove and onto the headland.

Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:22.640
Well, another night over and survived. I actually made my first coffee while I was here and
00:22.640 –> 00:30.800
I tracked myself to a sort of on-site coffee last night and this blood yesterday because
00:30.800 –> 00:36.800
of everything going wrong as a detailed and the last podcast it was just kind of like yesterday
00:36.800 –> 00:46.040
was like so I actually did available so for ever ever take away sort of really nice double
00:46.040 –> 00:50.760
burger double cheeseburger and the local chips the local chips here really nice they’ve
00:50.760 –> 00:57.560
probably done the proper chips you know like done by real people not kind of like store
00:57.560 –> 01:03.600
bought stuff and yes I’m just having my coffee and I’m planning the day where I’m going to
01:03.600 –> 01:12.680
actually walk along the coast hopefully not forgetting my water this time I can’t believe
01:12.680 –> 01:17.560
I did that of all the things I could forget I could forget lots of things you know I can
01:17.560 –> 01:22.560
forget some of my art materials I can forget maybe not un cream I’ve got sort of back
01:22.560 –> 01:28.400
up to that I can forget loads of things only cannot actually walk in in sort of 29 degrees
01:28.400 –> 01:34.840
in is so I well actually set up to 32 and it said 29 I was a bit confused about that
01:34.840 –> 01:44.840
sort of real feel and yeah is the water you can’t you can’t walk when it’s this bad and
01:44.840 –> 01:51.800
I’ve I’ve been sort of loading up on ice, no not crystal meth ice bought from the local
01:51.800 –> 01:55.800
store yesterday I was from ASDA and I realized they’d do it locally in the store
01:55.800 –> 02:01.200
here so I got some more so I’m sort of chilling some drinks and then put it into my water
02:01.200 –> 02:08.600
bottles and it you know and also the my flask the thermos flask keeps it cold for a long
02:08.600 –> 02:15.880
time for 24 hours so there’s still ice today from yesterday so yeah it is it’s very good
02:15.880 –> 02:23.200
so yeah I’m gonna walk along the coast back to revisit smugglers well what I call smugglers
02:23.200 –> 02:31.080
Cove Bay but it’s called something else but the Smugglers Cove pub what smugglers in hopefully
02:31.080 –> 02:35.040
this time they don’t have big signs saying you can’t even come in if you haven’t had
02:35.040 –> 02:40.440
an appointment several years ago which is what was last year with the COVID regulations
02:40.440 –> 02:47.160
I suspect it might be similar for food now so I’m gonna take a pack lunch but maybe have
02:47.160 –> 02:53.280
a drink there possibly but I’m not sure I have time I have all day but yeah I might
02:53.280 –> 02:59.760
I might have a drink there but the idea is to walk further on because that’s as far as
02:59.760 –> 03:06.800
I got in that direction past PGL Lee I can see it in the distance to PGL kids concentration
03:06.800 –> 03:13.080
camp it looks like a concentration camp it looks like an army base it doesn’t look very
03:13.080 –> 03:22.160
doesn’t look very nice so yeah I’m I’m gonna go past that and I think I don’t think I’ll
03:22.160 –> 03:28.320
get as far as the connecting to Lulworth and all that lot because that’s 10 miles from
03:28.320 –> 03:36.440
here so I think I didn’t really do much around the around the corner from Durdle Door so
03:36.440 –> 03:41.400
I didn’t really walk that bit past Durdle Door so there is a section I haven’t done
03:41.400 –> 03:48.960
and so I mean don’t know depends how far I get I’m not gonna stress about how many miles
03:48.960 –> 03:56.240
I’m gonna do today because of the heat there’s wind which is nice oh yes I forgot to mention
03:56.240 –> 04:00.600
I heard this flapping noise in the middle of the night and I was like what’s that I really
04:00.600 –> 04:06.280
worried I was sort of I say middle of the night I was like sort of like three or four
04:06.280 –> 04:11.480
in the morning it was still dark and I was like oh it was something in the tent come
04:11.480 –> 04:19.880
on done no what was is somewhat someone else had put up an awning or a small not a pop
04:19.880 –> 04:25.200
up tent those tent have rolled around in because people never fixed them down probably but
04:25.200 –> 04:34.320
it was one of these warnings with lights with fairy lights flashing in the hedge just just
04:34.320 –> 04:38.800
by me you know literally they’re lucky the hedge was there otherwise it wouldn’t over
04:38.800 –> 04:47.040
and into the sea and on some cliffs so it was yeah that was interesting and they actually
04:47.040 –> 04:52.200
came and claimed it though I’m nasty feeling that there is actually a sort of poppy sort
04:52.200 –> 04:57.440
of awning now in the rubbish and I’m not sure if that was it or if it was the people down
04:57.440 –> 05:03.040
there who they re-erected it but yes it was like I was like should I go in and try and
05:03.040 –> 05:10.880
fetch that and I was like no it’s just start a dark and it seems to be fine where it is
05:10.880 –> 05:14.400
I’ve seen that at festivals where you know people don’t bother they just banter their
05:14.400 –> 05:18.760
tents and then they start bowling across the site at a proper campsite that’s unusual
05:18.760 –> 05:26.920
and I showed you how it was a strong breeze or a moderate breeze last night but luckily
05:26.920 –> 05:33.120
because I moved somewhere away that’s sheltered now away from the wind I mean I’m in the wind
05:33.120 –> 05:40.320
now but it literally it’s about a metre away from my tent and then it got into the lee
05:40.320 –> 05:49.320
setting term sheltered from the wind of the of a hedge which actually has or had I don’t
05:49.320 –> 05:54.960
know if it’s still there there was these yellow breasted birds I thought there was a nest
05:54.960 –> 05:59.120
in there or something there was chirping noises at the start this morning so I don’t know
05:59.120 –> 06:06.680
if there is a nest in there or something like that and also I had a bee mistake my blue
06:06.680 –> 06:10.600
towel for a flower that was that was I was literally sitting down this bee just arrived
06:10.600 –> 06:17.680
and I was like and I was like afterwards and I stopped saying it and I was like all my
06:17.680 –> 06:24.680
stop words and yeah I was always just taking a photograph but actually what you need to
06:24.680 –> 06:30.080
do is just experience these things out you know and if you actually oh stop and go and
06:30.080 –> 06:35.400
get a camera to prove it to other people who weren’t there and also probably aren’t
06:35.400 –> 06:44.160
interested and also not really you know it is it’s sort of strange that whole feeling
06:44.160 –> 06:53.120
a need to document things he said in a podcast you know sort of document things of the moment
06:53.120 –> 06:58.960
that are passing you should just enjoy them and also I saw yellow butterflies and blue
06:58.960 –> 07:05.360
butterflies I don’t know what they’re called and crickets here unfortunately also ants
07:05.360 –> 07:09.400
I am rather too near an ant’s nest and they’ve worked out that I’ve got food although of
07:09.400 –> 07:15.120
course you know being an experienced camper I do seal everything up but not everything
07:15.120 –> 07:20.440
can be sealed up but they’re still they’re very interested in my I bought these very
07:20.440 –> 07:26.680
poncy but very nice French sweet almonds and they were in there in a container that was
07:26.680 –> 07:35.640
you know clipped but they were like oh we like these no no go away so yeah they seem
07:35.640 –> 07:41.040
to confuse them because I move them move the food bag around but so yeah I got a device
07:41.040 –> 07:47.240
I’ve packed my cold bag with ice in a bag which hopefully won’t leak and also a drink
07:47.240 –> 07:52.960
for later and some ice and yes oh my god seven minutes you see I said this would be like
07:52.960 –> 08:00.920
oh five minutes you know 30 seconds micro podcasting and yeah it’s so easy just to go
08:00.920 –> 08:11.400
rabble on rabble on run ramble on but I’m hiking so I’m allowed to ramble so yes so
08:11.400 –> 08:19.720
that was a plan today it is the time I got up at seven I don’t even look to the clock
08:19.720 –> 08:28.520
at nine thirty and yes so that will be the plan and I got just washing up because again
08:28.520 –> 08:32.520
yeah because because I’ve seen time oh and these ants are the big ones not the little
08:32.520 –> 08:37.200
ones not this little teeny weeny urban ants no no these are the big big buggers the ones
08:37.200 –> 08:42.920
that will give you nasty bites if if you get to the wrong side of them I’ve ejected a couple
08:42.920 –> 08:49.000
from the tent already so that’s worrying because it’s so hot I literally had to have
08:49.000 –> 09:01.240
a tent open and I came back last night after the podcast and just slept in the tent for
09:01.240 –> 09:07.640
a couple of hours or an hour and a half then went and got some food and then came back
09:07.640 –> 09:13.320
and then slept again so I’ve had quite a good night rest but it was just so hot I was like
09:13.320 –> 09:19.720
I was just kind of hiding under the tent the tent was had a bit of that time of day a bit
09:19.720 –> 09:28.360
of shadow which is like lying lying by the tent just just hiding and then yeah it I actually
09:28.360 –> 09:37.400
went and had a cold shower which really helped I think I mentioned that and yeah it’s yeah
09:37.400 –> 09:43.520
it’s weird because when I was here last year it must have been twenties you know we’ve had
09:43.520 –> 09:47.000
some rainy days we’re going to have some rainy days next week which interesting because
09:47.000 –> 09:53.560
I’ve forgotten well not forgotten stroke intentionally didn’t bring any wet water gear apart from
09:53.560 –> 09:58.800
my waterproofed everything but I didn’t I didn’t actually bring a pack of mack or anything
09:58.800 –> 10:05.360
I should have I should have but I was like you know what it was it was just like I peaked
10:05.360 –> 10:08.120
with that rook sack and I was like we’re not adding anything more it’s just too fucking
10:08.120 –> 10:17.040
heavy and yeah I’m regretting some of that because but you know you you have to go when
10:17.040 –> 10:24.240
you go you can’t just go spend hours planning a trip and weeks planning it was I was and
10:24.240 –> 10:28.840
then just I was dithering about going and I was like no we have to go now you know and
10:28.840 –> 10:35.040
live with anything we’ve missed I think I’ve got all the important bits but yeah so I might
10:35.040 –> 10:40.400
try and find by a little pack of mack if I can find a little one of those little ones
10:40.400 –> 10:46.680
because yeah when it’s going to be thunderstorms on Monday and yeah in the thunderstorm or whatever
10:46.680 –> 10:51.120
you’ll get drenched and you know it’s fine if it’s warm but it’s going to get colder
10:51.120 –> 10:57.040
as well so yeah I remember that I remember getting drenched and then it’d be like yeah
10:57.040 –> 11:03.000
not be able to dry anywhere ooh there’s a yellow butterfly so yes I need to but the thing
11:03.000 –> 11:07.760
is yeah everything I everything I had that was waterproofy stuff was just too big not
11:07.760 –> 11:14.200
matterly heavy it was just a case of bulk and having a smaller rucksack this time using
11:14.200 –> 11:20.400
my old army rucksack which I did actually used on the I think I was on the I don’t know
11:20.400 –> 11:27.200
if I had it I have camped with it before but I’m not sure if I had it on the on the first
11:27.200 –> 11:32.200
joint or whether I had the Berg house then the one that failed and fell apart was this
11:32.200 –> 11:39.600
one I’ve sewed back together and I will post up that picture actually because I’m doing
11:39.600 –> 11:48.160
lots of sewing for this trip repairing things and so on Monday I might do that I was sewing
11:48.160 –> 11:53.760
one day posts and they seem to be so popular on Instagram but yeah I think the message
11:53.760 –> 12:01.560
is just sometimes you just need you do need to sit back and enjoy the moment and sometimes
12:01.560 –> 12:05.880
you need to get up your ass and do stuff and I don’t know I don’t use that morals to my
12:05.880 –> 12:12.160
pockets but it’s very much that b thing was just like yeah I should have took a picture
12:12.160 –> 12:17.920
I was like why why I’m not that with events I’ll go to I’ll go to you know some gig and
12:17.920 –> 12:21.800
not take many photographs and people that want to do photographs well because you wanted
12:21.800 –> 12:27.000
to be there be there yourself if you want to if you want to you know if you want me to
12:27.000 –> 12:33.360
video stuff and tape stuff and document my life just because you can’t be bothered to
12:33.360 –> 12:38.240
go to this festival or bothered to go to this thing then you should go to the thing you
12:38.240 –> 12:44.720
know it that’s that’s that’s the weird thing the art is for me and the art is obviously
12:44.720 –> 12:51.080
maybe for sale hey yeah it’s contact me on [THIS SITE] if you want to buy anything
12:51.080 –> 12:58.560
the things like photographs and and and things in moments like that I think they’re precious
12:58.560 –> 13:06.160
to themselves and you just I find it strange photographer to say that but I increasingly
13:06.160 –> 13:12.840
stopped taking pictures with my when I had my big camera you know when I had it because
13:12.840 –> 13:20.560
I felt that I was being invasive to the people to the people around me to my own life and
13:20.560 –> 13:25.240
as the Kevin Carter Manic Street preacher song says you can click yourself under and
13:25.240 –> 13:28.600
that that’s what I felt I felt like I was documenting my life and look back and I’d
13:28.600 –> 13:34.520
be depressed but I was looking at and so that’s that time has passed that time has gone this
13:34.520 –> 13:39.680
is you know this is not going to happen again and I don’t know it’s I don’t get that with
13:39.680 –> 13:48.960
the artwork the artwork is I would say sacrosanct but that you know there is something deeper
13:48.960 –> 13:58.240
in in what I do there’s more personal and also more of a craft and more considered even
13:58.240 –> 14:06.880
a quick drawing whereas you just litter your life with photographs and that’s why I stopped
14:06.880 –> 14:15.000
taking photographs in a sort of semi-official capacity I used to do events and things because
14:15.000 –> 14:20.720
you couldn’t enjoy yourself and I felt that I was documenting other people’s fun or documenting
14:20.720 –> 14:26.520
my own in quotes fun but it was actually impacting on that very thing and so I’m a big fan of
14:26.520 –> 14:33.520
the unrecorded moment and I think there is some benefit to having moments of your life
14:33.520 –> 14:38.640
which aren’t recorded and there’s benefits to having some moments are recorded but I
14:38.640 –> 14:45.320
think that you know those are landmark events you know I think the rest of it it’s like
14:45.320 –> 14:50.040
if you see something interesting and you want to share then it’s fine but not if it destroys
14:50.040 –> 14:58.320
the moment anyway I end on that very good very good very good very good yeah I’m not
14:58.320 –> 15:08.800
editing these so here we’re at 14 15 minutes so I’ll speak to you later and I’ll include
15:08.800 –> 15:13.320
a photograph either of the terms of the view something I’ll post this one because it’s
15:13.320 –> 15:29.160
got way too long.

I found a shipwreck, which you could see as an outline in the water and only the bow remained. I later found that it’s the remnants of a coal barge that went aground in 1926, giving the locals free coal for three years! I thought a graphite drawing was appropriate (close enough) but like a lot of these pieces I had to do quickly because it was just too hot to stay in the sun! I did a lot of looking for shade at this part of the trip…the next week I really missed the sunny days, but for now water and shade were a priority.

I walked on past Ringstead – a very pretty beach with a shop and toilets (although they close when the shop closes – as does the water fountain, I was caught out by that later!) and past the remains of RAF Ringstead. Now minus the massive 150ft aerials, it’s a shadow of what it once was – a radar station part of the Chain Home system. Not sure if my Dad has talked about this – but I recognised the name. Sadly like everything in Dorset, it’s going to become holiday accomodation. Bunker anyone?

After Ringstead I came across a cliff where I was out of the shelter of the White Nothe headland there was a really refreshing wind, and I stopped in it for a while to cool off. I felt a lot better…Here was the infamous Burning Cliff made of Kimmeridge Clay (the source of North Sea oil) where in 1826 it became a local tourist attraction and of national interest because of an underground fire it smouldered for years. The Victorians must’ve been very bored.

Further up the path I reached St Catherines by the Sea in Holworth, a rebuilt wooden ‘sailor style’ church. Sadly being painted black it was like a sauna inside, but I did a rather strange and not-great paintstick piece from the churchyard – best view I’ve seen from a church ever, looking at the White Nothe. Not sure I did it justice…

I was falling asleep in the churchyard from the heat. I was starting to realise how much the heat affected my work. I walked towards White Nothe, after scampering back because I thought I’d lost my hat! On the White Nothe headland after looking at the Coastguard retirement home cottages, remains of the WW2? structure on White Nothe and considering the ‘STEEP HAZARDOUS ROUTE’ down the smuggler’s path to the White Nothe Undercliff (err, I’ll pass!) I decided to walk on.

I had a choice – either head back for the 8pm bus inland, or head on to Lulworth which was ‘only 4-5 miles’. I decided to keep going, which turned out to be a very bad decision in this heat. And also I stupidly stopped to paint a picture from near White Nothe called ‘Uppy Downy’….which made me even later.

Uppy Downy (View from near White Nothe), watercolour and Swan fountain pen,25x35cm Fabiano Artistico Paper.
Uppy Downy (View from near White Nothe), watercolour and Swan fountain pen,25x35cm Fabiano Artistico Paper.
Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:20.680
It’s one o’clock, I mean 1pm, and I’m just past Osmington Mills and the what I called
00:20.680 –> 00:26.520
Smugglers Cove, which I did a couple of paintings last year. I didn’t know there was a wreck.
00:26.520 –> 00:32.400
It seems to be, I think, maybe quite an old wreck, although it’s partly steel, on the beach,
00:32.400 –> 00:41.840
further past. So I did a quick drawing of that, which probably will be in the description,
00:41.840 –> 00:49.960
unless I do some nails, or post it on the Instagram. But it’s just too hot. I mean,
00:49.960 –> 00:56.320
there are not many occasions where it has been too hot for drawing. I went out during the first
00:56.320 –> 01:01.600
heatwave, and it was 36 degrees, and it was, even though I was sitting in the shade, which I’m not
01:01.600 –> 01:11.080
here, which is part of the problem. It’s just too hot to draw, just because you’re just trying to
01:11.080 –> 01:19.000
draw and you’re feeling like you’re burning. But yeah, this drawing is a new medium, which I’ve
01:19.000 –> 01:27.080
just got just before I left. I did some portrait work in it. I was going to do this portrait,
01:27.080 –> 01:32.120
but the portrait thing was closed. So I’ve done some experimental abstracts with it,
01:32.120 –> 01:39.920
but this is really the first time I’ve used it in anger. And it’s Lyra, you know, the large,
01:39.920 –> 01:47.760
chunky, graphite crayons that Lyra does, which I’ve been using a bit for the life drawing. I
01:47.760 –> 01:52.840
think Robin has them. What I didn’t know is there’s water soluble ones, which are very similar in
01:52.840 –> 01:57.680
some senses to the woody pencils, but are different in others because they’re more graphite based.
01:57.680 –> 02:03.560
But they do the same sort of thing that they’re kind of, unlike the graphite, they’re pretty much
02:03.560 –> 02:12.480
locked in when you’ve applied the water and the very, yeah, the very sort of, so they’re not the
02:12.480 –> 02:17.760
same thing where you can rub them out afterwards and do stuff like that. But I’ve got some normal
02:17.760 –> 02:24.200
ones as well. And so I did a sort of a quick thing because, yes, I know it seems to be a
02:24.200 –> 02:30.960
coming theme for all these quick works, which is annoying, but I, seriously, I need to go and sit
02:30.960 –> 02:36.640
down the sheet. You know, it just happens to me these are the hottest, not the hottest days of the
02:36.640 –> 02:44.240
year, but, you know, I don’t know what it is now. It’s must be top 20s. And even with a bit of a
02:44.240 –> 02:48.040
breeze, and even though I doused myself with water, I’ve been dousing myself with water,
02:48.040 –> 02:56.400
you know, because I’m wearing my sort of recycled polyester. I can’t remember the name of the
02:56.400 –> 03:08.160
company, was it 10, 10, 10, not 10 city, 10 way, 10, 10 tree, that was it, 10 tree. And it’s a really
03:08.160 –> 03:16.280
nice sort of cotton, recycled polyester shirt. And I know polyester, evil, but for walking and
03:16.280 –> 03:21.400
for camping is the coolest and the lightest and the easy to wash and the quick dry and that sort
03:21.400 –> 03:28.640
of stuff. So I’ve been basically using that by dousing this with water at a campsite and then
03:28.640 –> 03:38.640
also at the smuggler’s inn. And it’s just so cooling to get the, you know, as that dries, it
03:38.640 –> 03:42.520
just, you know, the wind, it just is really nice cooling, although it’s horrible when you first
03:42.520 –> 03:47.920
bought it. I learned that yesterday when I did a cold shower and I stepped in it with the nice
03:47.920 –> 03:53.040
shirt on, it’s partly to wash it and then I was like, Oh, no, this is really nice. So that helps,
03:53.040 –> 04:01.560
but seriously, yeah, this is too hot this middle of the day to do this, to do this shirt. Yeah,
04:01.560 –> 04:12.040
so, but I’m going to keep walking on. I’ve decided to walk onto the, as far as I can, I won’t get
04:12.040 –> 04:18.040
into some like Durdle Door, connected to Durdle Door. I think that’s like, well, I thought it was 10 miles
04:18.040 –> 04:22.480
from Norlworth to Weymouth. I might have been wrong when I first did it a long time ago,
04:22.480 –> 04:32.080
but it is six or eight miles and something like that. I think it might be further. So I probably
04:32.080 –> 04:36.760
won’t, but I’m going to go as far as I can. Certainly to the headland you saw in the first
04:36.760 –> 04:44.680
painting I did from the campsite. That’s not too far away. So I’m going to go and see that headland.
04:44.680 –> 04:50.600
That was one of the ones I wanted to go and see. If I get the name of it, I will probably title it
04:50.600 –> 04:59.680
or mention in the future podcast what the name of that headland is, but it is a good, I’ve painted
04:59.680 –> 05:07.880
it a few times. I really do like it, so it will be nice to see it from on top of it. So, yes, speak
05:07.880 –> 05:16.560
too soon. Smuggler’s path to White Nothe, or is it Nothe? Undercliff. Steep hazardous route,
05:16.560 –> 05:23.840
yeah, I wouldn’t be taking that one. I’m currently on the, the place I drew in my first drawing,
05:23.840 –> 05:30.520
I’m actually standing on it at the moment, and hopefully not getting too much wind. And it’s,
05:30.520 –> 05:41.000
there’s a, I assume, another one of the century pillboxes that were in brick, a double decker
05:41.000 –> 05:47.400
one. I’ve seen a few of those on the route. So I’ve walked from Eweleaze through Osmington Mills,
05:47.400 –> 05:59.000
or otherwise known as Westman? in was, or is, I had a drink there, through Ringstead. And up
05:59.000 –> 06:05.800
here, it’s, I don’t know, maybe, I would say three or four miles, but it feels like much more
06:05.800 –> 06:11.640
because of this heat. But it’s sort of, we get your breeze now and it’s much cooler. And I left
06:11.640 –> 06:17.760
with a dilemma, because it’s nearly five o’clock, I’ve got two options. I either keep walking to
06:17.760 –> 06:23.880
Littleworth Cove and get the bus there, which is three and a half miles, or I walk two, a bit over
06:23.880 –> 06:31.680
two miles in land and get the bus, the same bus, I think, or I should know another bus, there,
06:31.680 –> 06:38.120
about the same sort of time. And I don’t know which one to do, it’s always a dilemma with these
06:38.120 –> 06:44.120
trips that, you know, you get to a certain point, and you’re like a break point, and you’re like,
06:44.120 –> 06:49.880
well, I can either go inland, and it’s miles inland for the road, for the bus, or I can keep
06:49.880 –> 06:55.920
going. And I keep thinking, if it’s only three and a half miles, although I know it’s a Durdle Door
06:55.920 –> 07:03.400
I have walked to the other side of that, and the downside of it, because I stayed at the
07:03.400 –> 07:12.080
campsite, I do know that bit can be quite up and downy, but it’d be nice to do it. And although I
07:12.080 –> 07:20.080
did it before the other direction years ago, let’s get it done, and see, you know, kind of like
07:20.080 –> 07:26.120
go through and see if I want to come back here, and, you know, walk from the road and continue
07:26.120 –> 07:34.440
or, you know, where I’d like to do some more work. I have done two pieces today, the shipwreck one, I mentioned,
07:34.440 –> 07:42.920
and there’s another one in the St. Catharines, which is near Ringstead, the St. Catharines church,
07:42.920 –> 07:50.400
it’s very rich, a sailors church, it’s sort of reminds me of sailors church, it’s a wooden black,
07:50.400 –> 07:57.680
sort of blackboard bill, we don’t have many of those churches, it’s like a temporary church, look
07:57.680 –> 08:04.960
inside, but they have an amazing view from the cemetery, which is of the White Nothe. I assume
08:04.960 –> 08:12.480
it’s Nothe, like Nose, but it might be White Nothe, but I think it’s probably Nose. It’s about N-O-T-H-E,
08:12.480 –> 08:20.600
and that’s, I’ve drawn it a few times, I did know the name of it, and I’ve forgotten it, and yeah, I did a
08:20.600 –> 08:26.440
paint stick piece of that, and it turns out, heat exhaustion and exhaustion and all that walking
08:26.440 –> 08:33.480
isn’t really good for my outline, I was just so, so tired, I was actually falling asleep while doing it,
08:33.480 –> 08:39.760
so that’s why I’ve got this dilemma of whether to walk back on the easy track, or whether I go
08:39.760 –> 08:45.320
further to Lulworth, you know, because like two miles versus three and a half is not a massive
08:45.320 –> 08:49.960
difference, it was about two and a half, probably now from here, so it’s two miles from where it was,
08:49.960 –> 08:57.920
and I’ve walked a mile to Nose, so it’s probably about the same really, and I don’t know, I mean
08:57.920 –> 09:03.960
like, there is stuff at Lulworth’s, there is, you know, I know I could get a taxi there if I have to,
09:03.960 –> 09:10.800
I’d rather not, but there are buses from there, although there’s the main road, which I’ve never
09:10.800 –> 09:17.040
gone that way, but it’s shorter, that’s why I’m thinking of going for the road, you know, or the
09:17.040 –> 09:22.920
path you know, I say not been along there a long time, but I did it in seven hours, as I mentioned
09:22.920 –> 09:30.640
before, it’s only 10 miles, and I was right, it was only about 10 miles to Lulworth, to Weymouth,
09:30.640 –> 09:37.880
what Google doesn’t know is about the up and down, and I think that section has quite a lot
09:37.880 –> 09:47.920
of up and down, so yes, I’m not sure, yes, I’ll let you know, what would you want to choose,
09:47.920 –> 10:16.400
if I suddenly post the podcast, you know, anyway. Well, it’s 10 to 8 on a Saturday in the morning,
10:16.400 –> 10:27.040
and yeah, that was a very bad decision I made right at the end of that last piece. Well,
10:27.040 –> 10:32.240
I got a very good watercolour, a reasonable watercolour, the workup to press I’ve been doing
10:32.240 –> 10:40.200
haven’t really been happy with, the first drawing okay, and this new watercolour, which will be the
10:40.200 –> 10:49.720
episode art, is more what I want to do, or you know, it was more you know, it was like yes,
10:49.720 –> 10:59.920
this is it. The problem is, I did it on the way to Lulworth, and it took longer than I expected,
10:59.920 –> 11:06.560
so then I suddenly had to rush to trying it to Lulworth, and I’ve forgotten how bad those
11:06.560 –> 11:12.880
hills are between White Nothe, or no, I just had a woman say it was last night, White Nothe,
11:12.880 –> 11:21.240
I think it’s White Nothe, I didn’t know how to pronounce it, and the piece is called Uppe Downey,
11:21.240 –> 11:26.440
because I call those bits of Uppe Downey, it’s only about four of them, but they’re so exhausting,
11:26.440 –> 11:33.280
and I did one of them, and I sort of went down one of them, and I was like, I can’t make this,
11:33.280 –> 11:42.200
I can’t do this, my legs went to jelly, which I’ve never done before, and I was like, oh no,
11:42.200 –> 11:50.040
and so I had to kind of retrace my steps back, which meant I missed the bus, and then so I walked
11:50.040 –> 11:55.240
to Ringstead Beach thinking, oh well I don’t know if it’s a kiosk, is it, probably not,
11:55.240 –> 12:00.440
but there’ll be people around there, I can find a taxi, of course they get to Ringstead,
12:00.440 –> 12:08.720
the signal is very spotty, sort of, not just internet signal, but just general signal,
12:08.720 –> 12:13.840
I got through to one person who said, oh no, I’m all in the wear room, and of course it’s Friday
12:13.840 –> 12:20.440
night, and then got cut off before I could ask him, you know, do you know anywhere else,
12:20.440 –> 12:26.960
and there’s a kind, that’s one person they had no fucking clue, they were like, oh I don’t from here,
12:26.960 –> 12:31.120
it was like, oh great, and you hovered and went, I asked someone else, happened to be a local,
12:31.120 –> 12:36.560
a woman, and they were really good, and they gave me a number, and then I couldn’t get through,
12:36.560 –> 12:43.120
and they gave me a lift, even though they were from Winfrey’s area, they gave me a lift to the
12:43.120 –> 12:49.320
other direction to Eweleaze, and if it wasn’t for them, the whole night would have been a lot more
12:49.320 –> 12:57.040
stressful than it was, because I assumed, rather dumbly, that I could just call a taxi, and not too
12:57.040 –> 13:05.160
far from Winfrey’s, yes, so I don’t usually do that, by the way, I tried to avoid that,
13:05.160 –> 13:10.840
but I just got to the point where, usually I would just walk home, and you just go, well,
13:10.840 –> 13:17.480
it’s gonna be painful, but no, because of that jelly leg thing, I was like, no I can’t do it,
13:17.480 –> 13:25.240
I just can’t walk any further, I just know, I can’t do that, I can’t walk for three or four miles,
13:25.240 –> 13:31.640
across the coast, which is not that strenuous as all the other stuff, and it’s quite, you know,
13:31.640 –> 13:39.400
compared to that bit, and the bit around the moob, and yeah, and it’s kind of thrown a
13:39.400 –> 13:44.920
spanner in the works, because, you know, I’m heading towards Golden Cap and Lyme Regis,
13:44.920 –> 13:48.520
and it might be just because I hadn’t built up to it, because the last time I did all this
13:49.640 –> 13:56.120
cliff-walking was October, then August was the first lot, you know, I probably tried to exert
13:56.120 –> 14:03.160
myself too early on, but it is a bit like, oh, if I can’t do that bit, because that bit was beautiful,
14:03.160 –> 14:07.000
the bit that, you know, and I was like, I really want to do draw or paint this bit,
14:07.640 –> 14:14.280
but I might try the lower direction, see that’s a bit less extreme, but even so, because I know
14:14.280 –> 14:20.120
the steps of the Durdle Door are quite easy, you know, so there’s lots of them, and it’s a bit tiring,
14:20.120 –> 14:26.120
but it’s not too bad, because of these big steps, but the bit after Durdle Door, I didn’t walk that way
14:26.120 –> 14:34.760
much when I was there last year, so probably, I think remembering it was really hardcore,
14:36.040 –> 14:43.160
so yeah, so today is a easy day, low, low, unfortunately I can’t do no walking, but
14:43.160 –> 14:53.000
it’s a low walking day, and yeah, the piece I did was, what I’ll be downing is on artistico paper,
14:53.720 –> 15:04.680
so smaller, and I used the Swan Fountain Pen, one of the Swan Fountain Pen, the 1930s,
15:04.680 –> 15:15.720
I’ve got a, it’s one of these few pens I have that’s actually properly refurbished,
15:15.720 –> 15:25.800
rather than refurbished by me, and it’s sort of a dark red burgundy color, and yeah, and then
15:25.800 –> 15:31.400
watercolor on that, don’t go very quickly, but I like the looseness of it, it’s not too,
15:31.400 –> 15:36.520
it’s not, not horrible, whereas the stuff I’ve been doing the last three, the first piece was
15:36.520 –> 15:40.760
quite good, then the two pieces of that, which I mentioned in the previous sections,
15:42.360 –> 15:51.080
were okay, you know, but you know, not, not what, more sort of in between pieces of the
15:51.080 –> 15:55.720
painting pieces, terrible, and I’m not going to post a picture of that, I might do it on Instagram,
15:55.720 –> 16:05.000
but yeah, so today you might see some social media posts and me sitting around, I haven’t
16:05.000 –> 16:11.080
had my coffee yet, I’m actually sitting away from the tent in the breeze, because you know,
16:11.080 –> 16:16.520
unfortunately my tent can’t cope with the breeze, but I was working with the 730 by the sun clock
16:17.720 –> 16:22.040
boiling the tent, even though there’s lovely breeze, and it’s actually quite cold on the breeze,
16:22.040 –> 16:26.680
but I have to have the tent slightly out the breeze, otherwise it just, just flaps all night,
16:26.680 –> 16:31.960
and I can’t get to sleep, and we’ve got ants, we had an ant invasion last night, which again,
16:31.960 –> 16:36.840
after all the other stuff that’s happened, you know, being tired, I want to get asleep,
16:36.840 –> 16:44.840
and then I have to try and, you know, turf ants out of the tent, and they unfortunately glommed
16:44.840 –> 16:50.040
on to where, I don’t know if there’s an ant’s nest nearby, or I don’t think I’m on an ant’s nest,
16:50.040 –> 16:56.600
but it’s possible, but they glommed on to the, where the food was, and the shade, so I can’t
16:56.600 –> 17:01.000
have the food in the, you know, onto the tent, by the tent, shade, and know how to move it away,
17:01.000 –> 17:06.840
and that seems to have made them go away, but unfortunately, even though the tent zipped up,
17:06.840 –> 17:12.120
because my solar power thing goes out the tent there, even though it’s slightly zipped up,
17:12.120 –> 17:17.720
because someone got in, but luckily there were the smaller ones, not the big soldier ants,
17:17.720 –> 17:23.560
which are the ones that are more bitey, but still, like, seriously, last night, I was like,
17:23.560 –> 17:30.520
I just can’t cope with this. Not that I was thinking about boarding the trip, it wasn’t as
17:30.520 –> 17:41.240
bad as John too, but it was just like, seriously, you know, I mean, it was my fault. I forgot how
17:41.240 –> 17:48.440
much, how bad that section is, and how you really have to know what you’re doing with that section.
17:51.720 –> 17:54.680
I mean, it’s not too far from Durdle Door, because I could, I could see in the distance,
17:54.680 –> 18:00.200
in the middle of that painting, you can see several hills, and I recognise them from
18:00.200 –> 18:05.000
painting the way around. I’ve got kind of like the reverse of that from the last trip,
18:05.000 –> 18:12.120
and so I recognise that, I think that’s Durdle Door, so it wasn’t that far,
18:12.760 –> 18:18.840
it was only like three miles, but I could see how up and down it was, and that’s one of the reasons I
18:18.840 –> 18:24.440
was like, oh, I’d better not linger here. Of course I did, doing the painting, and then I was like,
18:25.000 –> 18:29.960
oh, I have, you know, one and a half hours to get there. Crap, that was not enough time,
18:29.960 –> 18:37.800
so it was completely my fault, and then of course it retraced my steps, and then it took me longer.
18:37.800 –> 18:41.160
Partly because I was taking it easier, because I was like, I don’t want that jelly leg thingy, and
18:42.760 –> 18:48.920
no. And then, you know, so by the time I got down there, I was like, I had to then cover
18:49.560 –> 18:53.640
the buses in 20 minutes, it was two miles, but we’ll walk up a track, and I was like,
18:53.640 –> 19:02.520
I’m not going to make that, you know, not even if I’m in sort of good, better health,
19:02.520 –> 19:06.520
would I have done that, but you know, and of course the heat and everything, so yeah, it was just
19:06.520 –> 19:15.800
dumb, very dumb, but thanks to those wonderful people who gave me a lift back to Uli’s farm,
19:15.800 –> 19:24.520
that was just a life-saver really, and I won’t do that again, yeah. I called at the time,
19:24.520 –> 19:30.360
like, oh, not another Old Harry’s Rocks incident, because I stayed too late, Old Harry’s Rocks,
19:30.360 –> 19:35.880
and then had to walk along the roads back about five, six miles, including walking across country,
19:35.880 –> 19:44.120
which I didn’t know, and then I found out the maps lied to about the terrain, and so, you know,
19:44.120 –> 19:50.840
obviously Google Maps doesn’t really tell you the terrain very well, and found out the hard way that
19:50.840 –> 19:56.600
I’m, you know, in doing that, when it’s all dusk or dark, is not a good idea, even with the torch.
19:58.600 –> 20:03.160
So, which I had to stick to the roads, because the roads weren’t too bad, that the roads around here
20:03.160 –> 20:11.880
are unwalkable, because of the traffic, and of course no pavement, so yes, I wouldn’t recommend
20:11.880 –> 20:18.120
walking around sort of the Osmington area on the roads. Little trackways, yes, but the main roads
20:18.120 –> 20:26.440
are new, do not do that. So yes, that’s today. I’m going to head off to, hopefully, I need to,
20:27.080 –> 20:32.680
once I’ve got my shit together, and I’ve actually had my coffee, and I’ve had some food, and I’ve
20:32.680 –> 20:41.880
just kind of eased myself into the day a bit. I’m going to head, if the buses are running today,
20:41.880 –> 20:46.280
which I don’t even know that, I do know there are buses, but I don’t know if they’re running
20:46.280 –> 20:54.920
to Cerne, the Cerne giant, it’s not a tattoo is it, you know, what is it called?
20:56.280 –> 21:01.480
Like the White Horse, sort of the line, hill drawing, hill carving, whatever they’re called.
21:01.480 –> 21:11.000
I’d sit around in the morning to even remember. So, I’ll probably do that. I think it’s
21:11.000 –> 21:16.280
Saturday, the buses should be running, it’s Sunday, so the buses don’t be shared, but yeah, I’ll go to
21:20.760 –> 21:27.160
the train up to Dorchester and then to the bus, before I remember from the last time I was planning
21:27.160 –> 21:33.800
to do this, or just back in October, and to look up what the bus number is and make sure it’s
21:33.800 –> 21:37.000
definitely running and everything. It seemed to be quite a good bus service, actually, up to Cerne.
21:39.080 –> 21:43.000
Weird. Weirdly, I expect it to be shipped, but it’s not. It’s quite a good bus service up there.
21:44.120 –> 21:48.280
So, yeah, 11 minutes, that’s a long podcast with all the things strung together,
21:48.280 –> 21:52.120
sorry about that, but it’s been over several days, and yes,
21:52.120 –> 21:56.360
don’t try and walk too far than what you can
21:56.360 –> 22:01.320
capably do, kids. It’s not a good idea. I’ll speak to you soon.
22:03.240 –> 22:07.640
Oh, and I’ve got to say, I found out what that shipwreck is. Apparently, a coal barge
22:08.840 –> 22:15.080
was shipped wrecked in 1926, and that meant loads of the locals got free coal for ages,
22:15.080 –> 22:23.080
and talking fossil fuels. Where I was at White Nothe, or Nothe, I think it’s Nothe, was
22:25.080 –> 22:33.080
something called a Burning Cliff, which in the 19th century was on fire for three years,
22:33.080 –> 22:46.280
because the natural oil and gas in the Vahils, which we know from Kimmeridge, there was actually an oil
22:46.280 –> 22:53.080
refinery over a oil drilling thing there. Yeah, it burnt for three years, which is where I was
22:53.080 –> 23:06.280
taking the pictures of the bunker right by there. So, yeah, lots of fossil fuel fun.

This was one of the better pieces so far by White Nothe, and I was really inspired by the scene, but the delay got me intro trouble. I realised I had a few hours to get to Lulworth, and started up and down the first hill – then hit trouble. Not sure it was the heat or just being out of practice or the 3-4 miles I had done already, but my legs turned to jelly on the second hill. Panic set in, cos if my legs weren’t working, how would I get back to the campsite?

I limped back to White Nothe, and headed back inland…sadly this meant I had missed my bus. So I headed back to Ringstead thinking I’d call for a taxi – realising that the toilets and water fountain were now closed along with the shop – I could hardly get any signal to find numbers for taxis, and the ones I tried weren’t responding. This was not a good start to the holiday!

I asked a passing family if they knew any numbers for a taxi – turned out they were local and did, but their taxi didn’t pick up either. So they gave me a lift back to the campsite – this was a total lifesaver as given my legs I didn’t want to walk the 3-4 miles back along the coast. It’s not massively hard going, but I was shaken cos I’d never had my legs do that. Thanks!

The next few days were quiet ones and low walking days necessarily because of my hurting legs and hurt pride…I was also worried that I’d need to call the whole trip off because if I couldn’t walk most than a few miles this would be a very short holiday – I had walked that stretch from Lulworth to Weymouth 15 years previously, and walked difficult sections like that on my first trip so I was confused why it had beaten me. Too much too soon?

So I explored the path to Preston, which turned out to be a better way to get into Weymouth from Eweleaze via the 4, 5 and of course the trusty X54 to Poole – there was even th 503 bus that goes into the Waterside holiday park the path goes through, so 20-30 mins from the campsite there’s frequent buses. And no walking along roads (wish I’d known about this last year!)

So I went and drew St Andrews Church in Preston – a 14th Century church, like a castle which is a common style in Dorset, and on this trip. I did two Lyra graphite crayon pieces – then a very new medium for me. They are rather wonky but I like them – and the churchyard was a good place to chill.

Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:29.480
Graveyards are weird spaces, they’re sort of very liminal and very underutilised.
00:29.480 –> 00:37.560
Victoria times used to be a day trip to go to a cemetery and they were places that were
00:37.560 –> 00:43.760
much visited and much accepted as part of life and death was quite common.
00:43.760 –> 00:53.320
Now death is less common compared to Victoria times, they tend to get abandoned really.
00:53.320 –> 01:03.840
Well this one is fairly well looked after. I’m in St Andrews graveyard or church graveyard
01:03.840 –> 01:14.400
in Preston which is right by Eweleaze farm. Obviously I’m having a sort of a slow day
01:14.400 –> 01:19.840
so I did some shopping. Checked out what’s in Preston, there’s a carp and a spar. Not
01:19.840 –> 01:28.760
much but there is gluten free food here which is like wow, the high life in the car. They’re
01:28.760 –> 01:35.800
quite small so I’m still going to go into a way myth but yeah I saw this church in
01:35.800 –> 01:42.000
distance and it’s a 14th century church on the square, sort of castle like one, very
01:42.000 –> 01:50.120
grey, not a local stone. I don’t think it’s slate but yeah it’s that sort of greyish
01:50.120 –> 01:56.600
colour. I don’t think it’s chalk but you know. It’s interesting that last night I saw chalk
01:56.600 –> 02:14.560
beaches and below on that walk towards Lullworth and a drawing painting I did, watercolour
02:14.560 –> 02:18.600
and it’s a grey, they are grey beaches, it’s meant to be white so it’s actually a grey
02:18.600 –> 02:29.080
colour, so purpley grey. So yeah I’ve drawn the church, I did two drawings, the one that
02:29.080 –> 02:36.600
probably be on this episode is the second one and again with the lyra, again Tim with
02:36.600 –> 02:43.520
the Lyra pencil, lyra crayon but this time it’s a mix of the two, a mix of the graphite,
02:43.520 –> 02:49.040
it’s a drawing in graphite which of course doesn’t dissolve, does slightly but not greatly
02:49.040 –> 02:58.120
and then going over that with the water soluble but I was doing something much more graphic
02:58.120 –> 03:10.520
this time. The first attempt was very sort of, I don’t know, more sort of detailed, you
03:10.520 –> 03:17.040
know, I always struggle with my drawing having something that’s very sort of detail focused
03:17.040 –> 03:20.680
and then I want to do something a bit more, especially with the shadows of this, a bit
03:20.680 –> 03:26.160
more graphic, a bit more solid, a bit more John Piper, yes, back to John Piper again.
03:26.160 –> 03:34.240
Whenever I draw churches there’s always John Piper in the back of my mind and this is that
03:34.240 –> 03:43.040
you know with the very dark, the very dark parts of it and the, you know, trying to use
03:43.040 –> 03:51.520
the washes to sort of suggest the stone detail but not do the, you know, try and draw every
03:51.520 –> 03:55.640
stone which I have done and it’s just like, it’s tiresome and I don’t think it looks
03:55.640 –> 04:06.160
good. So yeah, I’m pretty proud of this one and yeah, the noise you hear is the fact that
04:06.160 –> 04:12.400
the modern graveyards of modern times, the holiday homes, surround this place, they circle
04:12.400 –> 04:24.160
this place and yeah, I was trying, when I was walking up to Preston from Bowleaze I was saying
04:24.160 –> 04:30.760
hello or morning, like you do on the coastal path and not a single person said hello back,
04:30.760 –> 04:35.960
not a little morning, I was just saying, I wasn’t saying like, hello, hello, I was going,
04:35.960 –> 04:43.160
you know, morning, nothing and this is exactly as I find with holiday park people, they are
04:43.160 –> 04:48.960
dead zombies, they are living in a graveyard, it’s an ecological graveyard and they spent
04:48.960 –> 04:55.840
100 grand on a shed, on a posh shed, 80 grand on a posh shed, we still have for only about
04:55.840 –> 05:02.200
a decade or five to ten years and then they’ll get sort of the holiday park to, we’ll try
05:02.200 –> 05:08.840
and tear it down because it’s too old, you know, and it’s just incredibly wasteful and
05:08.840 –> 05:13.400
I do not like, Tim does not like holiday parks and this is partly because of the experience
05:13.400 –> 05:19.200
with John with his two mile bar homes which had this happen to them, he didn’t really
05:19.200 –> 05:24.200
look after them either which wasn’t great but yeah, he had this sort of full closure
05:24.200 –> 05:28.960
thing of oh, we have to upgrade it or, you know, that wasn’t maybe ten years, it was
05:28.960 –> 05:34.120
more like 20 or 30 but it was like, at least one of them wasn’t too bad condition, it could
05:34.120 –> 05:37.280
have been repaired and you know, it’s just wasteful, it’s all like because they make
05:37.280 –> 05:42.360
profit from, they don’t make hardly any profit from renting, what they make profit from is
05:42.360 –> 05:52.080
from a new one and so they force, after about 10, 15, 20 years, the owners to tear it down
05:52.080 –> 05:59.280
and build another one which is incredibly wasteful and as I say, they’re cultural wastelands.
05:59.280 –> 06:07.720
I’ve stayed in holiday parks last time, last two trips and some are okay but Durdle Door’s
06:07.720 –> 06:16.400
horrible, you know, some of them actually had divested themselves of their little tiny
06:16.400 –> 06:22.280
scraps of ten sort of camping land which I said in a previous episode, usually is the
06:22.280 –> 06:26.600
worst, you know, the highest place, the place where no one ever wants to have a mayby home
06:26.600 –> 06:31.560
or woods or birds at shit on your tent and that kind of thing, you know, things like
06:31.560 –> 06:38.320
that but they don’t plant enough trees in those places, there’s no shade, I was walking
06:38.320 –> 06:52.360
up through one to get here and I walked through several actually and yeah, they are like cemeteries
06:52.360 –> 07:01.560
the undead, you know, cultural cemeteries and yeah, the people are, I think, universally
07:01.560 –> 07:08.360
like on the bus going to the park that’s near Eweleaze, one of the ways to get to Eweleaze
07:08.360 –> 07:14.800
is to take the bus to the park and then just walk the short distance.
07:14.800 –> 07:21.840
They’re not friendly, they won’t say hello, they know each other but they won’t say hello
07:21.840 –> 07:30.440
to anyone else, yeah, it’s weird because compared to the locals, the proper locals, like the
07:30.440 –> 07:38.200
people who gave me a lift last night or the people visiting Eweleaze who will chat to you
07:38.200 –> 07:46.520
when you’re washing up and stuff out which is cool, yeah, this is sort of a very stand-offish
07:46.520 –> 07:51.840
situation, it’s actually snobbishness, they won’t talk to you because you’ve got a rucksack
07:51.840 –> 07:58.600
and look scruffy, there’s that or I don’t know you and the thing is it’s not snobbishness
07:58.600 –> 08:05.160
from a class perspective because it’s quite often they are working class or middle, summer
08:05.160 –> 08:10.120
middle class or pretend middle class, low middle class or you know, hatefully looking
08:10.120 –> 08:21.320
down on tuppence, that’s those people and yeah, I find them very weird, anyway, random
08:21.320 –> 08:28.600
but yeah, you’ll find a lot of holiday parks in this part of the world, caravan parks,
08:28.600 –> 08:34.800
mobile home parks, we want to call them and it’s expensive to stay out if you’re camping,
08:34.800 –> 08:40.080
expensive to stay out if you want to rent a holiday home so usually they’re about selling
08:40.080 –> 08:48.520
them and they’re not usually well, you know, I could understand it if there was a decent
08:48.520 –> 08:53.680
shop and decent entertainment, it’s usually a pub and a tiny shop at the best, sometimes
08:53.680 –> 08:59.120
just a tiny shop and I went and took a bullet in today and it felt like a hard thing in
08:59.120 –> 09:04.960
a thing and it’s all like microwave meals and things, no use for any campers, you know,
09:04.960 –> 09:10.960
tins and things like that, which is understandable given the clientele but it’s all, you know,
09:10.960 –> 09:16.960
nothing, I went into one and I asked for parmesan and she looked at me like, oh, you’re posh?
09:16.960 –> 09:25.760
and it was like, you know, parmesan is not posh, oldie has parmesan now, it’s not posh,
09:25.760 –> 09:36.640
yes, but yeah, as I said, my drawing has always been a struggle at full stop because I hate
09:36.640 –> 09:47.480
pencil work, I have a real problem with, because my school work was all in pencil and I was
09:47.480 –> 09:55.160
constantly criticised for the way I draw, I never really liked drawing it, if I’d known
09:55.160 –> 09:58.560
about or had access to, I don’t know if they existed then, they probably did, I think they
09:58.560 –> 10:06.160
were around for a while, the Lyra crayons or the water soluble sort of drawing woody
10:06.160 –> 10:12.640
pencils, you know, that kind of thing, I think I would have felt a lot different but I also
10:12.640 –> 10:19.640
had someone who didn’t teach drawing so badly because my art education was, oh this is getting
10:19.640 –> 10:28.920
very angry, my art education was in some sense good but my early art education, yeah it was
10:28.920 –> 10:34.000
not good because they wanted you to draw like Raphael, they wanted to draw you with confident
10:34.000 –> 10:41.640
flowing lines, you know, this is a very academy approach to it, not the modern sort of thing
10:41.640 –> 10:46.080
where like, oh it’s about mark making and the confidence of the mark but you can make
10:46.080 –> 10:51.280
bold marks, you don’t have to defer to the past and try and do representation, you can
10:51.280 –> 10:57.920
do abstract marks, you can make strong marks or all gentle marks, it’s about the control,
10:57.920 –> 11:02.440
a lot of the training now is about the mark making and the control of mark making, unless
11:02.440 –> 11:11.800
about ideological ideas of representation and copying the old masters but there were
11:11.800 –> 11:18.160
still some of that in my, definitely my GCSE & A level and it got to a point where like,
11:18.160 –> 11:24.920
my drawing isn’t like that, my drawing doesn’t fit into that mould, I am closer to Giacometti
11:24.920 –> 11:30.640
if I’m using a pencil, very sort of scratchy, I used to get criticised for the chicken scratch
11:30.640 –> 11:36.880
of my work, rather than showing me Giacometti and going oh well that’s not wrong, it was
11:36.880 –> 11:42.000
all like oh no I can’t draw like this, I was forcing myself to try and draw like I can’t
11:42.000 –> 11:47.000
draw, well I can draw like that, I have drawn like that, I’ve got drawings in my portfolio
11:47.000 –> 11:52.960
and more recently with carbon pencil which I can draw, I can draw like that, more with
11:52.960 –> 12:03.520
pen but it’s not me in pencil, pencil it’s either yeah sort of bold strokes and something
12:03.520 –> 12:13.360
like this with Lyra or the Woody pencils or it’s more kind of, I would say more structural
12:13.360 –> 12:19.680
or more abstract, more kind of blocking out areas and not so much about detail, I struggle
12:19.680 –> 12:24.800
with detail with pencil but it’s again, I have done it but it’s not, it doesn’t fit
12:24.800 –> 12:32.560
with my style and who I am, I think the crazy thing is we can’t do it, I’m not sure back
12:32.560 –> 12:38.600
then I could, I think I could with given the right medium, if I was working with pen and
12:38.600 –> 12:45.520
I found early on in my A-levels or a bit later in my travels I could draw in pen and that
12:45.520 –> 12:49.600
sort of seemed to work with the more defined things and also some scratchiness as well
12:49.600 –> 12:58.920
but it seemed to work better, pencils tended to come up with a mush and so yeah me in pencils
12:58.920 –> 13:11.240
very comicated but I love these partly because I’m a bit more confident with a brush generally
13:11.240 –> 13:16.280
so I can sort of work, I like jumping between the two modes because if I screw it up a bit
13:16.280 –> 13:24.960
in that I can go oh actually I can then correct it in the other but also you can mix different
13:24.960 –> 13:29.960
techniques in one thing so anyway I think this is probably going to be the, I don’t
13:29.960 –> 13:33.640
know if it’s the only podcast for today but it probably will be, unless I do some more
13:33.640 –> 13:43.320
work then it seems worthy of podcasting but yeah, no I do recommend people going down
13:43.320 –> 13:51.640
to the nearest cemetery and drawing or church and you’ll find that there were incredible
13:51.640 –> 13:57.440
places in Lockdown, they were wondrous places because again this taboo people think they’re
13:57.440 –> 14:01.720
going to catch the death or something or they’ve been watched too many zombie movies and barb
14:01.720 –> 14:05.440
is coming to get you and that sort of stuff, I don’t know it’s a weird one I don’t know
14:05.440 –> 14:12.320
why people just don’t go though because they are wonderfully, well apart from when you
14:12.320 –> 14:18.360
get a hardy part next to it but you know the actual cemetery itself is wonderfully quiet
14:18.360 –> 14:27.000
and yeah there’s no real, there shouldn’t be a hang up about it really, anyway I’ll speak
14:27.000 –> 14:49.160
to you soon.

I ate some chips from the local fish and chip shop in Preston (very good!) as lunch, and watched the ravens…and ranted about the people in holiday parks being rude to backpackers! I did far too much ranting on the podcast – but they were mostly very standoffish – and indeed the stay at Durdle Door Holiday Park put me off ever camping at those places again.

I also drew one of the thatched cottages near the Preston church while waiting for the bus with my Preppy fountain pen while sitting on a rather spider-infested stone wall. Of course like clockwork a raven came and posed for me…they do that….and it got named Raven Cottage.

On the podcasts I also talk a LOT about food – getting supplies of gluten-free bread or pasta anywhere was a real obsession – but turns out Preston Co-op stocks those things. I’d already had too many burgers and steak sandwiches at this point to risk more, and as I found at the Smuggler’s Inn, food is expensive even in a pub, so you can’t really depend on anything. I took packed lunches most days.

So reason I was hanging around Preston was I was half-thinking of getting the bus, and in the afternoon I jumped on one to Durdle Door, knowing it’s not a long walk from the bus. I only had a few hours before the last bus, and the place was packed but as before like last year I perched on a cliff away from all that and got to work. This time on the other direction to ‘Uppy Downy’ from the previous day, looking towards White Nothe where the hills and heat had defeated me.

Hence being called ‘Uppy Downy 2’ but the real name was Scratchy Bottom!

This is one of the best pieces of this post, and indeed one of the best of the trip. I think just being somewhere I knew and could just work really helped, especially on a cooler day cos typical Durdle Door it became foggy later on.

Uppy Down 2 (Scratchy Bottom) near Durdle Door, Aiken Lambert fountain pen and Watercolour, Fabriano Artistico paper 28x38cm.
Uppy Down 2 (Scratchy Bottom) near Durdle Door, Aiken Lambert fountain pen and Watercolour, Fabriano Artistico paper 28x38cm.
Transcript

00:00.000 –> 00:25.200
I’m back at Durdle Door, and I’m having to run for the bus, hence the sound of packing.
00:25.200 –> 00:40.760
I went to podcast earlier, but I only had a few hours to do some work, because it was
00:40.760 –> 00:46.840
supposed to be an easy day today, and then I got bored of hanging around the campsite.
00:46.840 –> 00:54.280
I was like my day off, but I took the bus to Durdle Door and went, well okay, it’s not
00:54.280 –> 01:01.080
that much walking at Durdle Door, and I’ve got that fun walk up that hill, but other
01:01.080 –> 01:10.960
than that it’s not, it’s not the hill I painted, which I think are probably the one I put on
01:10.960 –> 01:20.680
this episode, but yeah, the one I painted was the rivulets of paths running down, that’s
01:20.680 –> 01:29.240
a pretty hardcore one, I remember that one for a long time ago, so people posing for
01:29.240 –> 01:41.600
Bollywood think shots, you’re not a Bollywood star, yeah, Durdle Door is famous for a very
01:41.600 –> 01:47.840
well known Bollywood film, and also I think Midsomer Murders and a few other things I’ve
01:47.840 –> 01:55.760
done stuff here, quite a few, I think quite a few pop videos, so a lot of people come
01:55.760 –> 02:06.120
here, but what was quite concerning about the, when I arrived at the Coast Guard and
02:06.120 –> 02:19.240
the ambulance were here, and what’s even worse is it wasn’t, they weren’t here because of
02:19.240 –> 02:25.000
some event, sorry if I pause it’s because I’m trying to run for my bus without a breath,
02:25.000 –> 02:30.320
but yes it isn’t because of some event, they’re here because with this amount of people on
02:30.320 –> 02:37.440
a heatwave and people don’t bring enough water, people don’t get prepared, people don’t have
02:37.440 –> 02:48.960
the right footwear, people don’t think about the heat, and the Coast Guard had a kind of
02:48.960 –> 02:52.760
sort of a traffic light system on the beach, it was that busy, it might make me all wet
02:52.760 –> 03:01.120
and then one way, then one another way, it’s crazy, when I was here last year it was not
03:01.120 –> 03:06.840
like this, I can’t remember, I think I was here at a weekend, but the weekend was raining,
03:06.840 –> 03:16.200
the thing about Durdle Door is that it’s very changeable weather, you can go from, wow lovely
03:16.200 –> 03:24.800
sunshine to basically a completely white out mist and rain in about half an hour, a lot
03:24.800 –> 03:30.680
of people don’t realise that, I think it was sunny in the video, sunny in the film, so
03:30.680 –> 03:37.720
yeah I did two watercolours, one was a real rush, you can probably hear all the people
03:37.720 –> 03:49.080
behind me, there was a massive rush to do the second one of Durdle Door itself, I actually
03:49.080 –> 03:53.360
spent more time looking in the direction, because that’s what I was more interested
03:53.360 –> 03:59.880
in, I drew one that worked great last time and I didn’t really get to do it this time
03:59.880 –> 04:06.680
because I suppose I did, but it was that quick, is that I didn’t get to do a watercolour
04:06.680 –> 04:14.720
of Durdle Door itself, and this time I did, although it was a half an hour watercolour,
04:14.720 –> 04:20.680
it was like being at portrait sessions or live drawing at every end, it was like can
04:20.680 –> 04:28.520
I do this in just under half an hour, slightly over half an hour, so I think I did a few
04:28.520 –> 04:37.920
mistakes in it, I think I did a very loose interpretation of Durdle Door itself, I might
04:37.920 –> 04:45.040
come back here, certainly when it’s cooler, I might actually come back on the bus from
04:45.040 –> 04:51.320
wherever I am and try and do the walk I couldn’t do in the heat, and take my time over at Get
04:51.320 –> 05:00.920
Here early and just sort of slowly go over the hills like a snail, so, but yeah, I mean
05:00.920 –> 05:07.920
seriously it was, it’s not heat wavy day, I think it was 27, 26 the day, but still,
05:07.920 –> 05:14.720
maybe 28, 100 people in hot countries are like, huh, but yeah, try being on short cliffs
05:14.720 –> 05:22.720
with no shade, no aircon, because no one has an aircon here, buildings that are not designed
05:22.720 –> 05:29.640
for reflecting heat, and tents are not designed for reflecting heat, although it’s a little
05:29.640 –> 05:40.400
bit but not really, so yeah, it’s, you know, it’s humid here, it’s not, I’ve been on the
05:40.400 –> 05:45.800
edge of the Sahara, there’s something close to 40, I’ve been in Athens, Piraeus, when
05:45.800 –> 05:50.640
I hit 40, that’s how I knew it could be dangerous, because people were keeling over left and
05:50.640 –> 05:58.040
right, but yeah, dry heat’s fine, you just make sure you’ve got a lot of water, it’s
05:58.040 –> 06:04.720
the humid heat you have here which just makes it sweltering, so yes, but the view, the other
06:04.720 –> 06:09.120
way I’ll have to look up, I know one of them is the Butter Rock, there’s a little rock
06:09.120 –> 06:12.240
called, I don’t know why it’s called, maybe it looks like a slab of butter, I don’t know,
06:12.240 –> 06:16.280
and then there’s the, I’m not sure if it’s the little door, because I know there’s a
06:16.280 –> 06:26.120
big door, little door, that might be the little door, like a chalk version of Durdle Door,
06:26.120 –> 06:37.720
and the view from the other angle, from where I want to go, to the, you know, that I depicted
06:37.720 –> 06:49.640
not yesterday, but the day before, before I had the leg implosion, or the explosion,
06:49.640 –> 06:53.880
people still heading to Durdle Door, obviously they don’t have to take the right chase for
06:53.880 –> 07:00.280
a bus, so anyway, just walking past the manor’s wall, which is the other bay, that was very
07:00.280 –> 07:08.320
busy as well, I even made a visit to my favourite place, the Durdle Door Holiday Park, which
07:08.320 –> 07:14.520
I, I didn’t blow raspberries at the people there, but I attempted, but I spent the spa
07:14.520 –> 07:24.440
to get a drink, I’m glad I did, especially when I felt the heat on the cliffs, I was
07:24.440 –> 07:34.680
like, I was like, yep, glad I went and got a cold drink, and actually, I didn’t need
07:34.680 –> 07:40.680
too much water today, they’re recommending two litres, but I think that’s for people
07:40.680 –> 07:47.120
that are staying here all day, and, you know, going on the beach, and climbing down those
07:47.120 –> 07:57.200
steps, but wise versions, as John always says, no not to go down there, even at two in the
07:57.200 –> 08:00.520
morning, wasn’t that? I was looking at these people thinking, I bet none of you have done
08:00.520 –> 08:06.040
two in the morning, Durdle Door I have, and there’s the only person there, and it’s wonderful
08:06.040 –> 08:12.960
although I was drunk, and wet, and the steps were wet, so I’m lucky to be here, that was
08:12.960 –> 08:25.080
not the first trip, so anyway, yeah, the drawing is using, well the second one was using the
08:25.080 –> 08:40.000
Deau Roux pen, and the first one was, I wish which pen was that, it was, oh the Aiken Lambert,
08:40.000 –> 08:46.520
so the first one was the Aiken Lambert fountain pen with watercolour, and no, I think it’s
08:46.520 –> 08:53.280
a good one, unexpected, I hope I didn’t miss the bus because I don’t want to repeat of
08:53.280 –> 09:01.440
two days ago, I’m trying to catch a lift or find any taxi anywhere near here, apparently
09:01.440 –> 09:09.440
there is a, I do know the name of a taxi company in a little worse, Cove Cabs if you’re ever
09:09.440 –> 09:14.760
stuck, but there’s actually no name now which is helpful for searching, and there is actually
09:14.760 –> 09:22.800
a signal around here, but yes, that’s made for a very sass-rated information person who
09:22.800 –> 09:31.360
was just like, yeah this isn’t even the start of it, and it was like, yeah, people have died,
09:31.360 –> 09:40.080
because the Bollywood, well I said it was Bollywood or one of the other versions, I
09:40.080 –> 09:57.280
say Bollywood, might be Pakistani, but one of those musical East Asian films, unfortunately
09:57.280 –> 10:02.800
they did a thing where if you actually swam through the door, you’ve got to turn your
10:02.800 –> 10:08.480
life and people have tried, and it looks like the tide wasn’t too bad today, because people
10:08.480 –> 10:14.640
were swimming out that far, most of the time you see people try and just go, oh no, because
10:14.640 –> 10:21.800
they don’t realise the tidal rip through the door, and the tidal rip outside will sweep
10:21.800 –> 10:31.280
your way, but there were tombstoning, so the piece is probably going to be called something
10:31.280 –> 10:36.560
along those lines, tombstoning or knocking on heaven’s door or something, because they
10:36.560 –> 10:41.840
were climbing up the side of the door and jumping in, and there was another people in the sea
10:41.840 –> 10:48.640
cheering them on, it was just like crazy, so those of you who don’t even know tomb stoning
10:48.640 –> 10:55.560
is jumping off lifts, or jumping off high heights into the sea, and it’s very popular
10:55.560 –> 11:06.600
with the kids here, it’s also very deadly hence the name, so yeah that was crazy, so I
11:06.600 –> 11:14.480
better sign off because I’ve got to get up this hill in 45 minutes, I’m doing fairly
11:14.480 –> 11:28.400
well, but we’ve got to 11 minutes already, but yes it was a more active day off than
11:28.400 –> 11:33.320
I was supposed to be, because I was just hanging around the site going what can I do here, and
11:33.320 –> 11:40.040
I spent the day trying to charge my batteries, one did, and the phone did, but my big battery
11:40.040 –> 11:47.200
is acting weirdly, I need to replace it, that’s part of the problem there, waited an hour
11:47.200 –> 11:59.280
to get a coffee, yeah literally an hour, it’s had a queue over now at the campsite, purely
11:59.280 –> 12:15.160
so I could use their charging, and their sockets, but yeah I don’t know, we’ll see how much
12:15.160 –> 12:22.160
the solar has charged up the battery when I get back, probably not very much, and that’s
12:22.160 –> 12:29.520
sort of the problem with the solar but I think it’s the battery, so anyway speak to you soon,
12:29.520 –> 12:43.360
an addendum, the fun thing about Durdle Door, as somebody I met last year called it, there
12:43.360 –> 12:47.640
were some people arriving, but a lot of people are leaving now because the mist had come
12:47.640 –> 12:52.320
down, I told you it was changeable weather, I was walking up, mist had come down, usually
12:52.320 –> 12:58.160
around 6 or 7 that happened to Durdle Door, everyone leaves going oh it’s all that shit
12:58.160 –> 13:04.840
now, and then it gets good later, it’s just a really weird weather system, and it’s different
13:04.840 –> 13:12.680
to little west cove, little cove can have bright sunshine, other parts of the coast
13:12.680 –> 13:17.800
bright sunshine, so Durdle Door, it’s a little bit like golden cap in our garden, just be
13:17.800 –> 13:22.880
like the clouds over Golden Cap, but Durdle Door isn’t that high up, it’s fairly high,
13:22.880 –> 13:27.760
they’re not really high up, so I don’t know why he does that, but yes I know that from
13:27.760 –> 13:31.120
when I was staying here, because I used to go out in the evenings again, and the place
13:31.120 –> 13:39.480
was deserted about 8 or 9 o’clock, but you’d be very lucky to get a sunset Durdle Door,
13:39.480 –> 13:46.600
usually it’s misty at that time, you really have to be like gubber up to see that, anyway,
13:46.600 –> 14:13.440
I’m just waiting for the bus.

There was some distractions – a family came and sat behind me talking loudly, and there were people tombstoning off Durdle Door, and someone shouting for attention on the rocks. They weren’t in any danger so seemingly the coastguard (who are ever-present on busy days controlling the crowds down to the beach with a traffic system) just ignored them, and we all mocked their weird shouting.

If you are going to swim out there by Durdle Door to prove your machismo and show off, then hard luck, you have to swim back…

Durdle Door (30 minutes), Aikin Lambert vintage pen and Watercolour,25x35 Cotton Fabriano Paper..
Durdle Door (30 minutes), Aikin Lambert vintage pen and Watercolour,25×35 Cotton Fabriano Paper..

I had about 30 mins left at Durdle Door before I had to head back – I wasn’t going to miss my bus this time! So I did a quick one of Durdle Door itself – minus the people, although it had quietened down a lot by this time as it had become mistly and a bit cold. A very strange hazy light, you can sort of see it in my photos. For a quick piece on a very short timescale, this is surprisingly good.

I headed back to the campsite via the bus (and I’d found the secret water tap, it’s by the disabled toilet, around here they do hide their water taps) ready for a visit to a giant.

Next Time: After Durdle Doors and White Nothes there’s more Jurassic Coast with Golden Caps and giants with big willies
In This Series

Tags:

Comments

Leave a Comment! Be nice….